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Why does Interstate Dist. Co. paint their trucks all green with a single white stripe down the side?So they are not as noticable laying on their side in the field or along the fog line.
What do you call a Unemployeed "Swift" driver?An Interstate Dist. Co. employee of the year.
What do you call an Interstate Dist. Co. driver, dragging his trailer brakes down the road until the tires blow?Over 300lbs
JB Craps HimselfThe other day I was coming down look-out mountain and the road was a little icy and about at the bottom I passed a JB Hunt truck and I noticed the driver was standing up in his seat. Why Are Truckers Like Dogs?They piss on tires, chase cars, live in a box, and once in a while get to bury the bone.
Dispatchers In Heaven?An old trucker that died and went to heaven was standing at the pearly gates with Saint Peter and there sat the prettiest fleet of Petes that he had ever seen. Didja hear about Bender, Loudon, Roadway and Overnite merging?They're gonna call the new company BendWayOver! What's The Difference Between An Elephant & A Police Car?The elephant has the trunk in the front and the a**hole in the back Little Boy TruckerA preacher was walking down the sidewalk one day and noticed a little boy sitting on the curb. The Preachers v. Truckers In HeavenThree preachers died and went to heaven. While waiting for St. Peter to let them in a SWIFT and J.B. HUNT driver show up and St. Peter makes the preachers step aside. How do you know when your wife is messing with a Swift Driver?When you come back after a week on the road and he is still trying to back out of the driveway. Working At Interstate Distribution CompanyWhy are Interstate Dist. Co. Trucks painted green? What is considered driver promotion at Interstate Dist. Co.? 
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