Truckers' | Trucking Jokes

They piss on tires, chase cars, live in a box, and once in a while get to bury the bone.

An old trucker that died and went to heaven was standing at the pearly gates with Saint Peter and there sat the prettiest fleet of Petes that he had ever seen.

They're gonna call the new company BendWayOver!

The elephant has the trunk in the front and the a**hole in the back

They both screw truckers for money!

A preacher was walking down the sidewalk one day and noticed a little boy sitting on the curb.

Three preachers died and went to heaven. While waiting for St. Peter to let them in a SWIFT and J.B. HUNT driver show up and St. Peter makes the preachers step aside.

When you come back after a week on the road and he is still trying to back out of the driveway.

Why are Interstate Dist. Co. Trucks painted green?
So you wont notice them laying on their side in the ditch

What is considered driver promotion at Interstate Dist. Co.?
Being hired by Swift

1) Part Time Layover
2) Pathetic Truck Lines

I was in the TA lot watching a swift truck trying to back into a hole for the night when after quite a bit of time, the Swift driver got on the radio for help; I helped him back in and he wanted to give me 10 dollars, I replied no keep your weeks pay.

The new truck will be called a Corn-Dog.

Schneider.

Every New Guy Leaves After Ninety Days

The top one kept falling off.