Truckers' | Trucking Jokes

Why are Interstate Dist. Co. Trucks painted green?
So you wont notice them laying on their side in the ditch

What is considered driver promotion at Interstate Dist. Co.?
Being hired by Swift

Why are there so many Interstate Dist. Co. trucks on the road?
To insure that at least one arrives at the dock.

Interstate Dist. Co. promotes multiple 72 hour resets for all drivers?
While waiting on the side of the road for repairs

How many Interstate Dist. Co. mechanics does it take to change a light bulb?
one they have no mechanics only drivers who lost their licenses and wear the uniforms