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Swift's Backing TroublesI was in the TA lot watching a swift truck trying to back into a hole for the night when after quite a bit of time, the Swift driver got on the radio for help; I helped him back in and he wanted to give me 10 dollars, I replied no keep your weeks pay. Did you hear that Navistar International and Mack are going to merge?The new truck will be called a Corn-Dog. What Did The Driver Say To The Truck?I play with your stick all day and all you give me is gas? JB v. The DOTA JB driver was wandering around the truck stop scale in a panic. A Swift driver walks over and says what is wrong JB. The JB driver replies I am 2,500 lbs over gross and I only have to go 5 miles with it and there is a scale on the way. The Swift driver says well when you get up to the scale cut your lights off and coast on by. The JB driver replies thats a good idea so they part ways. the Swift driver is traveling down the road when he notices the JB driver pulled over by the DOT. The swift driver replies what happened JB the trick didn't work. The DOT replies no but it would have if it would have been night time...
What Is A SWIFT Driver's Favorite Saying?Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it were not for Swift the right lane would be rust! What Do A Freightliner & A Test-Tube Baby Have In Common?They Are Not Peterbilt
What Do You Call A Lot Lizard With A Mattress Strapped To Her Back?An Owner-Operator!
Did you hear about the Schneider driver that got arrested in El Paso for hauling dope?He had two Swift drivers in the bunk!
What happens when you knock over a Schneider egg (orange barrel)?It cracks open and a Yellow freight driver is hatched!
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