What Do You Get When JB Hunt Leaves A Truck Stop?

Two Parking Spaces!

Why Do Women Have a Hard Time Making It In Trucking?

Because When You Give One A Load It'll Take Her Nine Months To Deliver! :)

Did You Hear Peterbilt, Kenworth, and Freightliner Are Going To Make A Truck Together?

They Are Going To Call It A "Peter Worth Shakin"

Why Do Some Roadway Trucks Have Only One Seat?

So The Driver Knows Which Side To Get In!

How Do You Make A Million Dollars In Trucking?

You Start With Two Million!

Did You Hear JB Hunt & Dick Simon Are Joining Forces To Create An All Woman Team?

They Are Going To Call It Hunt 'n Dick!

What Does Swift Stand For?

1) Slow Wagon In Fast Traffic!

2) Sure Wish I Finished Training!

3) Sure Wish I Had A Faster Truck!

4) Stop Whining I'm F-ing Trying!

5) Slow Women In Freightliner Trucks!

6) See What I F'dUP Today!

What's The Difference Between A Peterbilt & A Porcupine?

On the porcupine the prick is on the outside

What Does A Schneider Truck & An Orange Barrel Have In Common?

They both have a dirt bag in them!

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