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Old 05.19.2007
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What Is Your Favorite Trucking 1 Liner?
I'm interested in hearing all of your trucking 1 liners such as:

"If you got it a truck brought it!"

"Truckers move the Nation"

How about it???? Got any 1 liners???
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" Haulin another load of Dispatcher Brains "

" haulin another load of sail boat fuel "

" I just got passed by schneider " ( truck break down )

" Theres a jake break on in the rest area. Wake up and guide the rookie into the parking spot "

" When you sign up with Schneider. Do You get to pick the shade of orange for your Rig? "
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Q. Why does Schneider use blue triangles on the bottom left of their trailers?
A. So their drivers know what side of the rig to get in on.

or

A. To indicate the side you'll be passing on!

Ok, do those count as one-liners? I've been away for too long, I don't remember any good ones...
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Things I tell a waitress, Do you take orders to go,well yes,please get your coat. On her nametag,did you name the other one the same, Knock knock,Whos there,Emerson,Emerson who,Emerson nice ones',I have never been slapped and they thought it was cute,it's all in how you say it.

I loved this saying,it was on all the Ray Bellew Trucks In houston,that i drove for from 78 to 83,had some of the fastest trucks around at the time,munfort could pass us and some bull haulers,trucks we had then ran 93 mph loaded,400 cummins and 5 and 4 two sticks,all pete conventionals, Ray had the saying on each door of the trucks WE COULD MOVE THE EARTH IF YOU HAD A PLACE TO PUT IT,hard to top that one. they are still in business,great people and real friends of mine there.
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Saved me an hour of writing, and I wanted to thank You for that... Be sure to send that right into the newspaper.. Give em a little taste of our side
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