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Old 02.02.2008
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Road Rage Bumper Stickers

a list for all of us who want to tell the guy who cut us off how we really feel!


Road Rage Bumper Stickers
  • Honk If You Want To See My Finger
  • Could you drive any better if I shoved that cell phone up your ###?
  • If you can read this, I can slam on my brakes and sue you!
  • Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks you're an azzhole!!
  • 100,000 sperm and YOU were the fastest?
  • Your gene pool needs a little chlorine.
  • DON'T PISS ME OFF! I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.
  • Jesus is coming! Can YOU speed up?
  • Save Your Breath ... You'll need it to blow up your date!
  • Forget world peace. Visualize using your turn signal.
  • My Hockey Mom Can Beat Up Your Soccer Mom!
  • Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.
  • Hang up and drive!!
  • YOUR IQ test came back and the results were negative.
  • YOU drive like old people ***k!!



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Old 02.02.2008
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It's not a road rage bumper sticker, but I saw this once on a car and liked it.

"My other car is a broomstick"
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Could you drive any better if I shoved that cell phone up your ###?
"Please leave a message after the BEEP"
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"Please leave a message after the BEEP"
I set my phone to "vibrate".
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I set my phone to "vibrate".
Whatever shakes your fanny I guess.
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"Jingle Balls" ??
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this one is my favorite...

YOU drive like old people ***k!!

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Another one I saw recently: "If I wanted to hear from an ######### I would have farted!"
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this one is my favorite...

YOU drive like old people ***k!!


Slow and sloppy!!!!!!!!!!!
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