Here's a sticky note someone left on a gas pump.

I overslept this morning. I reset my alarm every time it went off for another ten minutes. Finally, I didn't here it again. I snapped up a few minutes before seven. I had planned to be on the road around four. Oops. No major loss. I had planned to be in Laredo earlier.

Just north of Austin traffic was backed up for a couple miles due to a wreck. We get up to the scene and the wreck is in the north bound lane. All our lanes were backed up because a cop sat blocking the inside lane ...