I never use to want to poke people in the nose.

I cannot recall wanting to punch people in the nose until I joined the Trucker's Report.

Well, okay back when I was a little girl of 7 or 8 I went through a period when I hit Ken Lloyd on the head with my spelling book every morning at the start of school. But I only did that because I loved him. It's a sad note that Ken would actually come to my desk for his head whacking like a trained puppy. Our love faded.........I never did like weak men.

But other than that I might joke about poking someone with a stick but I'm just not the violent type. Well.....okay so I am the violent type but I'm more like the Don of a mafia family who sends out the hit men.

I had older brothers and I would send them out to pound my enemies into pulp. I never dirtied my own little hands.

As I grew up I of course never hit anyone it just isn't what a well mannered young woman would do and not a well mannered old woman either.

But since I joined the Trucker's Report I sometimes just want to smack people right in the nose. I can actually invision it.

I walk over, smile and say "hi I'm Texas Nana, remember when you twisted my words on that post?" Then I haul off and punch 'em right in the nose, causing their head to snap back as their eyes flare widely then roll back in their head. I can imagine the sound of them falling backwards out of their chair and onto the floor.

Yes......it's not a pretty day dream.......but it's a satisfying one.

Of course I'll never do it. And in fact in 2 to 3 days I'll not even remember in detail why I wanted to punch this particular person since I just don't like to be angry. But right now.........this moment in time........I'd sure like to know some know it all off a certain canuck jerk.