Iggy and the Idiots.

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  1. Prairie Boy

    Prairie Boy Road Train Member

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    The Pope and Michael Ignatieff are on the same stage in Rogers Stadium in front of a huge crowd.

    The Pope leans towards Mr. Ignatieff and said, "Do you know that with one little wave of my hand I can make every person in this crowd go wild with joy? This joy will not be a momentary display, but will go deep into their hearts and they'll forever speak of this day and rejoice!"

    Ignatieff replied, "I seriously doubt that! With one little wave of your hand....Show me!"

    So the Pope backhanded him and knocked him off the stage!

    AND THE CROWD ROARED & CHEERED WILDLY! :biggrin_2559::biggrin_2559::biggrin_2559:
     
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  3. Johnny R

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    Yup. Would work with Harper too.

    Harper and Ignatieff were flying to Ottawa in a plane. Harper says "I think I'll throw a $10 bill out the window and make someone happy." Ignatieff says "I think I'll throw two $5 bills out the window and make two people happy." Pilot says "Why don't you both jump out and make everybody happy."
     
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  4. Denadii Cho

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    I remember well what that Liberal Trudeau did to Canada. It would make me really happy if the Liberals get severely trounced this May. The Liberal Party suffers from cranial rectal inversion.
     
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  5. canuck in da truck

    canuck in da truck Road Train Member

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    i remember what joe clark did in his tiny reign---so i guess we should maybe just shoot them all--it couldnt be any worse--i hear there is a politician from libya that will soon be looking for a job
     
  6. TheHealthyDriver

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    It doesn't matter who is in power. All politicians do what's needed to garner votes. None of them will, nor can, do what's necessary for the country. If they do, too many citizens are too stupid to realize it, get all pissy about it, and vote them out.
     
  7. Johnny R

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    I recommend we all vote for the Green Party, regardless of whether we favour them or not.
    Here's why. The overall vote count should be high, so that the politicians will know we have power, and are angry. And I'd like the Green Party - which now stands at about 7% - to get a whopping 25% or so. This is the strongest signal to the three mainline parties that we are really, really tired of their expensive silliness, and we really, really intend to stop it.
    Spread the word!
     
  8. Captain Canuck

    Captain Canuck "Captain of the Ship"

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    Nah, vote for the Rhino Party! Assuming, of course, that they have any candidates.
     
  9. Prairie Boy

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    We need a party with a MAJORITY !!!! The greens can';t do it. And we need to get rid of the BLOC... it's a block all right, a stumbling block !!!
     
  10. johnnygunn

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    Agrred a party that does right for Canada. But in the mean time we have one choice that's Harper to vote anyone else let's liberals waltz in. Harper does realize how ever that purchasing the foighter jets will cost him votes but knows there needed for Canada and the world powers that be. I'd want top of the line eagle eye not the burnt out biplanes that a 3rd world country can deploy. Let liberals take over well get 3 more dead subs and a few Russian migs with British engines in them.
     
  11. Denadii Cho

    Denadii Cho Light Load Member

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    Well Right now Canada's military is a joke. They're working with antique equipment and the total of Canada's military personnel can fit inside any football stadium in Canada. Lester B Pearson basically disbanded the military in his time. Now if Canada was attacked they would have to rely on the United States to protect us. Harper at least knows that we have to support what military we have. The Liberals and NDP think the military is a bunch of Boy Scouts. Well maybe they should sell cookies to get their jet planes? lol
    I'll vote Harper as you say. He is the best of the bunch. Not saying much I know but what have we got?
     
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