Paper Miracle

Discussion in 'Canadian Truckers Forum' started by Prairie Boy, Dec 21, 2014.

  1. Prairie Boy

    Prairie Boy Road Train Member

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    THE MIRACLE OF TOILET PAPER
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    >>>> Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining to
    >>>> my Husband that my breasts are too small.

    >>>> Instead of characteristically telling me it's not so, he...
    >>>> Uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion.

    >>>> 'If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of
    >>>> toilet Paper and rub it between them for a few seconds'.

    >>>> Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and stand
    >>>> in front Of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts.

    >>>> 'How long will this take?' I asked.

    >>>> 'They will grow larger over a period of years,' my husband replies.

    >>>> I stopped. 'Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper
    >>>> between my Breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the
    >>>> years?'

    >>>> Without missing a beat he says, 'Worked for your butt, didn't it?'

    >>>> He's still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, he may even walk
    >>>> again, Although he will probably continue to take his meals through
    >>>> a straw.
    >>>>
     
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  3. Sether

    Sether Light Load Member

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    LOL, Good one.
     
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