THE MIRACLE OF TOILET PAPER
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>>>> Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining to
>>>> my Husband that my breasts are too small.
>>>> Instead of characteristically telling me it's not so, he...
>>>> Uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion.
>>>> 'If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of
>>>> toilet Paper and rub it between them for a few seconds'.
>>>> Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and stand
>>>> in front Of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts.
>>>> 'How long will this take?' I asked.
>>>> 'They will grow larger over a period of years,' my husband replies.
>>>> I stopped. 'Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper
>>>> between my Breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the
>>>> years?'
>>>> Without missing a beat he says, 'Worked for your butt, didn't it?'
>>>> He's still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, he may even walk
>>>> again, Although he will probably continue to take his meals through
>>>> a straw.
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