Oh, boy, I have quite the fleet:
1979 Coupe de Ville--the sleeper. 542ci Cad stroker, TH-200-4R OD auto, Tuxedo Black paint, has been completely rebuilt twice. Off the road until spring.
1979 Ford F-350 *deep breath* 4x4 SuperCab XLT Ranger Camper Special. *panting for breath* Even at 22', the name is longer than the truck. It was originally a 400/4-speed truck...now, it's a Fummins: the engine is a 6BT out of a 1994 Spartan delivery truck, with the original 4-speed. It has an old Meyers snowplow & a sander, and after every snowstorm, I spend a few hours blasting all the crap off with a pressure washer. Does this make me crazy?
1974 AMC Gremlin X, factory 304/3-speed car. I paid $50 for it with a bad engine, grenaded transmission, and destroyed interior (complete with wasp nest, complete with wasps). It now has a rebuilt 401 from a 1975 police Matador, a T-10 4-speed, and will probably be getting a nice 6-71 blower this winter.
1989 Olds Custom Cruiser wagon: 307 Olds, runs pretty nicely, power everything, solid body, working A/C, 20' long & 4200lbs...for sale cheap, PM me if interested.
Bought last week...
1995 Chevrolet Caprice Classic wagon. Yes, it has the LT1.

Paid $500, with a grenaded transmission (the yahoo I got it from towed a big boat with this big boat). It's a high-option car with rear air-leveling, PASS-key antitheft system, auto-dimming inside mirror, AM/FM/cassette with graphic equalizers, third seat, power windows, locks, & seats, tilt column, power heated side mirrors, rear defroster & wiper--pretty much everything but leather, sunroof, auto-on headlights, tow package, and full digital dash (it has a digital speedo & regular gauges). The trans was rebuilt (along with a new rear main seal & good junkyard flexplate), and it gets registered this week (if I can actually get to the Department Of Morons & Vehicles).
My wife has:
1986 Grand National: 272 stroker, Art Carr TH-200-4R, rollcage, Currie 9" rear...truly a scary-fast car. Her first car.
1986 K-5 Blazer: 6.2 diesel/auto, 4x4, 2" lift, 33" tires, spray-can OD green paint, snowplow, enough cancer I'm contemplating a Bummer body conversion this summer.
1988 Ford Festiva: 1.3/4-speed, 1700lbs, the 42MPG commuter car.