CB Slang-How many

About all you hear now is some guy that ain't got no panties on...... someone belching/puking in the mic and that one truckstop with the nanner nanner puddin.....

 

and don't forget the one's who put the mic by the radio speaker so we all can hear his crappy music.

 

I passed a snidey that was doing this last nite...

 

don't you just hate it when they do this.

 

roach coach....mobile food vendor
meat wagon....ambulence
covered wagon......flat bed with side kit
bull rack......cattle trailer
reefer......refridgerated trailer
tanker yanker......person hauling a tanker
suicide jockey......person hauling explosives
10-33.... traffic accident
10-20.... location
portible parking lot.....car hauler
choke and puke.....restuarant
local yocal......city police
city kitty......local police
county mounty......sherrif
smokey bear.....hi-way partol
diesel bear.....DOT

Thats all I can think of for now.....If someone was to ask what time it is wouldn't they ask for a 10-36?

BTW.....no looking on the internet here, these are just from memory

Fireba11

 

S.W.I.F.T.= see what I F'ed up today
England= every new guy leaves after ninety days
CRST= cant reach sixty three or cant remember #### about training
Werner= solar powered trucking company
J.B. Hunt= John Boy hired us no good truckers
toilet seat liners= Schneider cowboy hats
reefer trailer= snot box
cattle trailer= barnyard
car carrier= parking lot
freewheeling= georgia overdrive
soda bottle= p*** jug
ohio= oh hi officer


Sorry to get off topic here but the funniest jokes I heard on the cb was =

You know you been a trucker too long when you get home and your wife says I ain't got no panties on, and you say shut up stupid.

What's the difference between an elephant and a police car? on the elephant the ####### is in the back and the trunk is in the front

How can you tell when a flatbed driver been eating chicken? their finger tips are clean

 

DIGBY - Did I get by yet
CRST - Caution, real slow truck
UPS - Buster Brown

 

TMC....trucking mighty cheap
jb hint....john boy hires us nice truckers
crst......can't resist sucking titty
Roadway.....Big R
Ryder.....little R
Hammer lane.......Monfort lane
Slow lane......McClain lane
Schneider terminal......punkin patch
Truckstop......greasy spoon
Prostitute......lot lizard

 

Buster Brown was Brown trucking years ago, they are out of business now!

 

We allways called them Buster Brown because of the brown trucks and brown uniforms.