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Old 12.25.2007
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Sorry to get off topic here but the funniest jokes I heard on the cb was =

You know you been a trucker too long when you get home and your wife says I ain't got no panties on, and you say shut up stupid.

What's the difference between an elephant and a police car? on the elephant the a**hole is in the back and the trunk is in the front

How can you tell when a flatbed driver been eating chicken? their finger tips are clean
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DIGBY - Did I get by yet
CRST - Caution, real slow truck
UPS - Buster Brown
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TMC....trucking mighty cheap
jb hint....john boy hires us nice truckers
crst......can't resist sucking titty
Roadway.....Big R
Ryder.....little R
Hammer lane.......Monfort lane
Slow lane......McClain lane
Schneider terminal......punkin patch
Truckstop......greasy spoon
Prostitute......lot lizard
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DIGBY - Did I get by yet
CRST - Caution, real slow truck
UPS - Buster Brown
Buster Brown was Brown trucking years ago, they are out of business now!
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We allways called them Buster Brown because of the brown trucks and brown uniforms.
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Did everyone jusy watch Smokey and the Bandit?
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What about another one for Swift? Sure Wish I Finished Training.
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Let's see how many real old dudes are out there.

Who can tell me what a double breasted yamaha was?

Two sided 238?

Turned around ten speed?

$5 dollar speeding tickets in Tennessee. What years.

What 2 states were the last to raise their weight limits from 73280 to 80,000 lbs?

Who was White Oak Acres after they were bought out?

Who was Double Diamond, the trucking company?

Who was Little "R" trucking company?

Who was "Tree Limb", the trucking company?

Where was the "Chicken Shack" located? On the east coast.

What was the "Monfort Lane" named for?

Where was the "Ho Chi Ming Trail" ? As pertains to trucking.

No research, just answer the questions.
OK I know the Monfort lane is the hammer lane because Monfort trucks are always in it blowing your doors off as they pass at the speed of light. Had that happen a few times. Is Monfort even around any more? Are they still super truckers? I only ever saw them out west past Illinois.

Turned around ten speed? Is that when you have a ten that you have two of the gears reversed for more power? I drove a truck once, a Western Star that had two of the gears reversed so that the shift pattern was changed from an H pattern to (hope I explain this right) top of the H down, then instead of going back up, you just move over a hole for the next gear, then the gear after that you move back up to the top of the H.
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Oh I just thought of a couple.

Brownie stick. Where the tranny has two separate sticks that shift the truck. Ran into a guy once that had an older truck with a double stick in it. I had to see it in action so he took me for a cruise around the parking lot. No freakin way would I have been able to operate one of those. Talk about talented. And he made it look like child's play.

Pig Pen - a pig hauler of course!

Puppy pack, puppy train - doubles and triples. I heard it like one time so I don't know if it's popular, or used to be.
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If anyone wants I can post the list of Police "10" codes also. I Was a police dispatcher for 5 years and some of them are pretty useful...

"Monkey in the Middle"- Cop running radar from the center median
"Town Clown"- local cop
"### Grabbing"- Tailgating
"Rolling Refinery"- Tanker ( know it's old but it's kinda cool)
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