Suggest a new slogan for CRETE to put on the trailers

Remember the old song? '16 tons'?????

'You drive 1600 miles, and what do you get? A new asset manager and deeper in debt.
Some geeks are watching every thing I do, and I owe my soul to company store...'

 

And sits, and sits, and sits.....

 

I was at a WalMart DC a few days ago. I skipped 3 of those empty 'pimp' trailers, and took a beat up 217 instead.

Maybe we'll see this next?

'If you see the driver of this truck > doing anything wrong, please call 1-800-Crete-cares' in 5 foot high letters.

That would actually be funny, though. Can you imagine how many annoying 4 wheelers would be able to navigate the phone system at Lincoln, be patient enough to wait while being mis-routed to the wrong number, then end up at the wrong extension anyway?






'63 feet ahead sits a person who is not qualified to make french fries!'

'If you are dazed and confused, Crete may have a job for you! Now hiring office workers!'