sign me up for that "dream" job

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" If you ain't living on the edge, you're taking up too much room!

Sounds like the typical JB Hunt Recruiter.....

OUCH I am so glad I was not drinking anything when i read that post

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" If you ain't living on the edge, you're taking up too much room!

sounds more like a USA truck recruiter and staff in AR.

Please believe me when I tell you he is not a JBH recruiter or in any way involved with them. LOLOL What a laugh!!!

Nope to the USA one too! OMG sooooo funny!

The thing is, as all of you who are for really truckers know, business in the current economic climate isn't so hot. So, guys like me find themselves with too much time on their hands. I, therefor, decided to fill some of the time with this little fantasy thread for your amusement or amazement or both. Now, I will mention to the sage gentleman who isn't wired that I am not a recruiter of any sort for anyone. For the last 33 years I've been an over the road truck driver. (Please don't tell my folks that I drive a truck. They think I'm a piano player in a whorehouse.) For nearly 20 of those years, I've driven for Crete Carrier Corp.

Of course, I would readily admit that the Wireless Wiseguy is actually one up on me. He may, in fact, be wireless. I, on the other hand as anyone who knows me will tell you, am not wired right. Alas! I'm just one more certified registered nutcase who drives a truck.

In response to the gentleman who shares my nickname, Skip, I would point out that I am not only deprived, but if you queried Luvtheroad, she'd tell you that I am both deprived and depraved. You see, now that I'm here tottering on the front stoop of senility, I've been obliged to ask myself one of those incisive rhetorical soul searching questions. Why should I be just an old man when with just a little effort I can be a dirty old man? As any old coot walking off into the sunset can tell you, the latter is a helluva lot more fun!

Well, Skip, glad ya popped back in to see what sort of mayhem was created in this thread!

I think it is safe to say that you will fit right in with the rest of us Looney Tunes!

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Yup, deprived and depraved, those are two good words for describing him... Dirty old man, yeah, kinda... LOL LMAO LOLOL

I want a jet turbine powered W900L.When you hire me,would that be too much to ask for? Then I can actually make those 1000 miles in 24 hrs dispatches.......legally =]

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I STILL MISS MY EX ... BUT MY AIM IS IMPROVING

With that kind of tractor I would assume you will be PUSHING the trailor all the way there since the exhaust of the jet turbine would BURN UP the Trailor if it were to be in iits proper place behind the tractor...

I only say this because of my jet engine expeience
VMA 214
3rd Marine Airwing
El Toro Ca.

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LandShark
American by Birth
Trucker By Choice
Southern by the grace of GOD.

"I keep on driving all night just to keep my rat in the race"