Fighting "Monkey Butt"

I saw some monkey butt powder at a truck stop near shakey town once, but i was too shy to buy it.

 

I took out my seat and drive standing up; eliminated that hemorrhoid problem. That and stopped eating foods that bound me up.

 

Here's a thought..... wash your nasty

 

LOL

http://www.antimonkeybutt.com/

 

My luck, I'd grab one without a price tag, and the cashier would say over the pa, " Price check on Monkey Butt Powder at register 2".
Actually, years ago, those vinyl seats were a lot worse.

 

5th wheel grease works better and it's free.

 

Lets not forget the ladies...

 

The seat itself can be a victim here to. Good to scrub it once in awhile with either carpet shampoo or sprinkle a little baby powder on it from time to time. That way it wont permeate your clean clothes. Nothing worse than sitting next to someone when they lift there stinky rear to get out of the vehicle at a gas station and the plume of death rises up from the seat cushion and hits you like a ton of bricks.

 

Well OP it is a touchy subject. I use baby wipes everytime. Much better than just dry paper and I don't have any skidder marks when sweating in the hot sun. Hopefully that is enough prevention so I don't need preparation H.