Sir, we were taking on water, but just received another torpedo from our ally, the french. Our pumps are being overwhelmed and I fear we are sunk sir....

If you dont understand what I'm talking about, allow me to explain. Just this morning the french just called for the end of the US dollar. OMG! I'm still a conspiracy theorist according to some, but drivers WAKE UP! Our economy dead, not dying, and what you are seeing is the death rattle... Please prepare!