by, 02.17.2012 at 10.09 PM (639 Views)
Things to do to entertain yourself while driving.
Make faces at passing cars.
Detour through the hood and "throw gang signs."
Pass by golf course and blow horn during someone's back swing.
Blow horn at someone texting while driving.
Blow horn at sleeping passengers.
While in two-lane "no passing" zone, slow down to 25.
Speed up when someone decides to pass you anyway.
Write funny things in the dust on your trailer, see who's laughing when they pass.
Honk at people getting tickets.
Sing into the CB.
Call 511 and say random crap; see how long it takes for the computer to hang up on you.
Get on the CB and panhandle.
Call you're DBL and swear you're not driving.
Smile and wave at traffic cameras.
Cover your face at Border Patrol facial scanner locations.
Randomly honk at people.
Honk at school kids.
Blow horn and wave at funeral processions.
Call 511, report officer on side of road impeding traffic.