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Amusing Miles

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by
Blank_Look
, 02.17.2012 at 10.09 PM (639 Views)
Things to do to entertain yourself while driving.

Make faces at passing cars.

Detour through the hood and "throw gang signs."

Pass by golf course and blow horn during someone's back swing.

Blow horn at someone texting while driving.

Blow horn at sleeping passengers.

While in two-lane "no passing" zone, slow down to 25.
Speed up when someone decides to pass you anyway.

Write funny things in the dust on your trailer, see who's laughing when they pass.

Honk at people getting tickets.

Sing into the CB.

Call 511 and say random crap; see how long it takes for the computer to hang up on you.

Get on the CB and panhandle.

Call you're DBL and swear you're not driving.

Smile and wave at traffic cameras.

Cover your face at Border Patrol facial scanner locations.

Randomly honk at people.

Honk at school kids.

Blow horn and wave at funeral processions.

Call 511, report officer on side of road impeding traffic.
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  1. Pumpkin King's Avatar
    OMG,I'm cracking up! I have tears in my eyes I am laughing so hard!
    Sounds like things I already do when I am bored with a few new ideas. Not even driving yet. Thanks for the pointers!
    Gonna focus on safety first though!
  2. Red Hot Mess's Avatar
    Omg!!!! You know we are SOOOOOO GONNA DO THESE!!!!!! Watch out boys!! Me n Cassie may need bail money soon!!!
  3. Gilro70's Avatar
    Blank you really are bored out there aren't you??
  4. Blank_Look's Avatar
    Quote Originally Posted by Gilro70
    Blank you really are bored out there aren't you??
    Lmao. Sometimes, yeah. Then I begin to develop ADD and the COWS!

    OMG that reminds me of this one time.... At band camp..... There wasn't any cows. But we had hamburger made from vegetables. I mean, how can you make meat out of vegetables? And they call me sick?

    Speaking of sick, did I tell you I sometimes get ADD.

    ADD is funny because it's spelled a-d-d.... You know, they do that in math; add. Except at Schneider. Everything seems to be minus. My paycheck minus deductions, minus fees.....

    Minus. Sounds like "Linus." Makes me think of blankets and Charlie Brown.

    LMAO That was fun.
  5. old rock n roll's Avatar
    just make sure when you blow the horn at said, txting drivers, sleeping passengers etc. you have think that if if would or could startle the drivers, weel they may panic and swirv int o your path, you might want to deal with the after affects, paper work, fines, looking for a new job,
  6. Blank_Look's Avatar
    Quote Originally Posted by old rock n roll
    just make sure when you blow the horn at said, txting drivers, sleeping passengers etc. you have think that if if would or could startle the drivers, weel they may panic and swirv int o your path, you might want to deal with the after affects, paper work, fines, looking for a new job,
    Yeah. Or they may be the one dealing with fines, etc.
    "Officer, there I was, minding my own business, texting a friend when this trucker distracted me....."
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