Schneider - And the Pumpkin Rolls (and hoe pix)
by, 07.04.2012 at 11.47 AM (1221 Views)
Been making pretty good work this week. Zero time on the phone with support shift. Prompt loads. It's been ok.
Yesterday, at nearly 1400, I eased into the J at Baytown again for my 10. As I parked I got to talking to a friend on the phone. Soon after come the knock on the door. I tell my friend "here we go" (he's a trucker too.) This skanky lookin gal asking if she can use my CB. "Sure you can!" heheh
She starts in complaining about all the **slang term for blacks** out here and she'd just feel more comfortable being with a white guy for a bit. *uh-huh* Then she starts in with, "I aint a lot lizard... this aint what I do. I'm a dancer. Just my car is broke down in the shop over there and I'm about $16 short of having what I need to get it out."
I'm like, "Oh yeah.... still? That's what was wrong last time you saw me.... about 4 months ago."
My friend on the other end of the line wanted a picture. Since we were on the phone it was perfect. My phone makes a shutter click sound unless I'm on the phone. So it just beeped in my headset. She never knew I took the pic.
She gets on the radio and the girl who doesn't normally do this starts in like a pro, "Anybody need any commercial company out there?" Some guy at a nearby Love's responds and she asks me to take her over there... "ehhh, nope." **Do I look like her friggin business partner? Or maybe "Hoe Daddy's taxie"**
Some other guys respond wanting to know what she looked like. heh... I was lookin at her at it SOUNDED better. One guy asked if she had all her teeth. HAHAHA.... She said yes. Of course, I wasn't counting. Maybe she did have them all; she just didn't have all of what was there!
So after a few tries on the radio she gets out to wonder around some more. She left her bag in my floor. Not sure how she did that since she had to step over it to get out. I was half tempted to keep it out of oneryness. But I figured there was nothing in that bag that I wanted in my truck. I honked to get her back for it. I glanced in the bag. I caught site of an ill used make-up brush and some beat up porn mags.
Other than that, pretty uneventful.