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Schneider - And the Pumpkin Rolls (and hoe pix)

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by , 07.04.2012 at 11.47 AM (1174 Views)
Been making pretty good work this week. Zero time on the phone with support shift. Prompt loads. It's been ok.

Yesterday, at nearly 1400, I eased into the J at Baytown again for my 10. As I parked I got to talking to a friend on the phone. Soon after come the knock on the door. I tell my friend "here we go" (he's a trucker too.) This skanky lookin gal asking if she can use my CB. "Sure you can!" heheh

She starts in complaining about all the **slang term for blacks** out here and she'd just feel more comfortable being with a white guy for a bit. *uh-huh* Then she starts in with, "I aint a lot lizard... this aint what I do. I'm a dancer. Just my car is broke down in the shop over there and I'm about $16 short of having what I need to get it out."

I'm like, "Oh yeah.... still? That's what was wrong last time you saw me.... about 4 months ago."

My friend on the other end of the line wanted a picture. Since we were on the phone it was perfect. My phone makes a shutter click sound unless I'm on the phone. So it just beeped in my headset. She never knew I took the pic.
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The shiny thing in her mouth was aluminum foil wrapped around her teeth. I didn't ask why but I assume it is some sort of poor persons "grill bling."

She gets on the radio and the girl who doesn't normally do this starts in like a pro, "Anybody need any commercial company out there?" Some guy at a nearby Love's responds and she asks me to take her over there... "ehhh, nope." **Do I look like her friggin business partner? Or maybe "Hoe Daddy's taxie"**
Some other guys respond wanting to know what she looked like. heh... I was lookin at her at it SOUNDED better. One guy asked if she had all her teeth. HAHAHA.... She said yes. Of course, I wasn't counting. Maybe she did have them all; she just didn't have all of what was there!

So after a few tries on the radio she gets out to wonder around some more. She left her bag in my floor. Not sure how she did that since she had to step over it to get out. I was half tempted to keep it out of oneryness. But I figured there was nothing in that bag that I wanted in my truck. I honked to get her back for it. I glanced in the bag. I caught site of an ill used make-up brush and some beat up porn mags.

Other than that, pretty uneventful.

Comments

  1. windsmith's Avatar
    ugh, you let it into your truck?
  2. TennMan's Avatar
    ROTFLMAOC. ROLLING ON TRUCK FLOOR LAUGHING MY ARSE OFF CONTINUOUSLY......Looks like she was ready to drive sitting in drivers seat LOL. Great laugh. I needed that
  3. Blank_Look's Avatar
    Quote Originally Posted by windsmith
    ugh, you let it into your truck?
    Yeah, ha ha ha, I needed the comedy.
  4. shana3178's Avatar
    Don't let him lie. He's obviously a repeat customer! Look how happy she is to see him again!
  5. Blank_Look's Avatar
    Quote Originally Posted by shana3178
    Don't let him lie. He's obviously a repeat customer! Look how happy she is to see him again!
    LMAO, that's so sick it's funny.
  6. Freeform's Avatar
    They say a picture is worth a thousand words but I can't come up with one that spell check recognized! lol
  7. Red Hot Mess's Avatar
    Omg!!!! I forgot to tell ya! I saw my first lot lizard at the TA in Dallas a few weeks ago!!! I wanted to cruise over to that burger joint you mentioned but after meeting Giggles n Countryboy I didn't have time.
    I wanna know how it is YOU ALWAYS seem to have them knocking on your door! Sounds Sorta fishy to me!!??!!
  8. Blank_Look's Avatar
    Quote Originally Posted by Red Hot Mess
    Omg!!!! I forgot to tell ya! I saw my first lot lizard at the TA in Dallas a few weeks ago!!! I wanted to cruise over to that burger joint you mentioned but after meeting Giggles n Countryboy I didn't have time.
    I wanna know how it is YOU ALWAYS seem to have them knocking on your door! Sounds Sorta fishy to me!!??!!
    Just unlucky I guess.Heh Heh
    At the FJ on I-10 in San Antonio recently there were a few out there. A couple of em came to my door a couple times, black gals. They didn't look near the gutter trash you'd expect.
    One walked up and asked what I was doing. I held up my phone and said, "Reading Line in the Sand." That sparked a ten minute conversation about Texas independence before she went on her way.