Saw a New Trucker Story Yesterday

Lmao thats always good for a few laughs.

 

Keep your change and just swap the air lines around.He probably wouldn't notice.

 

When he calls road service to say his 'brakes have locked up' is when it really gets sad/funny.

 

Lmao. That's good times.

 

I use to have some 4" x 8" flourescent stickers (permanent) that simply said: Thanks to your selfish inconsiderate attitude I had to leave you this note.

I simply put it on the mirror(s).
It would take them hours to scrape them off with a razor blade. And they always had jumped into the cab and started driving off before they saw them.
Wish I still had some.

 

That's a great idea.

 

Problem with all you truckers is none of you got a set. You say you would pull his fifth wheel pin or put a sticker on his mirror. Maybe you should call his mom so she can give him a talkin' to. Seriously, does anyone have the guts to go to the manager and page this jerk? I've done it. I've also said a thing or two to a driver when he is wrong. I might not get beligerant right away but I don't mind throwin' down to back up my principles. Maybe one of you guys could hit him with your purse when he gets back to his truck all squeeky clean

 

I'm not going to hang around waiting for this jerk to finish eating, showering or whatever. If he comes back and I'm still there, fine...otherwise, I have work to do.
You go practice your pugilism by yourself.

 

Most of you guys are all a bunch of f()cks and Hippocrates. Some guy slows up your day and you wanna do something that could make everyone else wait even longer or something completely unsafe. Go punch the guy in the nose or chew his #####. Don't be a ####### yourself

 

If you really want to offend him, take the towel off his head!