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You might be a Chicken Hauler if...
Discussion in 'Experienced Truckers' Advice' started by Hammer166, Jan 23, 2009.
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Your truck gets mistaken for a UFO when you go across New Mexico at night.
The Grote man celebrates when he found out you put that new W900L Studio Sleeper on order.
Everytime you come home everyone thinks the Carnival is at your house because of all the lights on your truck.
You spent more on Chrome and Aluminum Polishing than food last year.
You have blinded more than one person at night with the reflection off your trailer doors.
The Best one you meet a train coming the other way and you blow your airhorn they mistake you for another train and bighole theirs then realize that you are a truck on the highway. Last thing you see is a one finger salute from the crew. -
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If... You're always asking Bullhaulers to "get the heck outta the way"!!!
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Whats diffence between a chicken truck and a rooster cuzor?
Chicken truck you hold it to the floor and run fast as it will go.
Rooster cuzor you mash it till your scared and let off
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...if you've had the shop install a second alternator to power your lights
...if streetlights shut off when you roll by
...if people think sunrise is coming early until you crest the hill
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You might be a chicken hauler if you, well naturally haul "Chickens" LOL
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If company drivers ask you to pass slowly so they can check their map at night.
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