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eckz · **^ Top** #21 08.30.2009

You whip by everyone on a snowy/slick road at 75MPH... Empty.

WhiteHawk · **^ Top** #22 09.02.2009

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Originally Posted by lv gn

a cowboy hat,pointy boots, leather vest, fingerless gloves and a chain on your wallet, and your in the big time!

Hey, that's not fair! I'm from Nashville so I've been wearing boots since I was a kid!

shriner75 · **^ Top** #23 09.02.2009

During your last physical your Dr. suggested to try putting some blood back into your vains that are full of coffee.

truckerdave1970 · **^ Top** #24 09.02.2009

You can pee in a gallon jug while going down the road...and not spill a drop!

Gitty · **^ Top** #25 09.03.2009

Your shirt is 2 sizes to small, your pants hold on to your hip and show your crack and you didn't wipe good. Your belly sticks out farther then your dickeydoo. And you fool yourself into believing that your a stud and any girl wants you, that your not paying!!!

BoDarville01 · **^ Top** #26 09.04.2009

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Originally Posted by Powell-Peralta

i'm not sure what your definition of "supertrucker" is or what the common definition of supertrucker is, but here's mine.

1) Someone who doesn't sleep.

2) Someone who feels just because he (it's usually a he) doesn't need to sleep, then no-one needs to sleep. And not only does he not fully undestand why other people need to sleep (won't take pills), he feels that anyone that "needs" to sleep is either lazy and or a wuss.

3) a jerk

4) Someone that p's out the door, and/or in a jar, and/or on the side of the road.
NOTE: i am not objecting to the last option as long as it is out of sight and on grass or soil.

5) Someone who jacks the volume up on the radio all the way while the CB is also up all the way not fully squelched out.

This is my definition of a "supertrucker;" Peterbilt has nothing to do with it; This is stupid redneck s__t and i will address this in another thread.

dang....i'm almost all of those. but tell me what difference does it make pee'ing in a milk jug or a jar and tossing it out, or pulling off on an off/on ramp and conducting a 'cat-walk check' ?? They BOTH are wrong, and anyone with an ouce of brain knows it belongs in a toilet. that being said, i take windshield washing bottles to use. Then i'll stop at a truck stop, take it in, in a small dufflebag, and empty it in the restroom. pretty easy. but sometimes when you're at a shipper, and they dont have facilities for drivers and you NEED to go.....you kinda have no choice. But to use a bottle when your fat lazy ### dont want to walk the 50 yards to the truck stop......that is uncalled for.

BoDarville01 · **^ Top** #27 09.04.2009

totally left this out....but this is how you can tell who the super truckers are.

If they've spent more money on their CB radio than they've ever given their kids for christmas.

The ones who use the 'talkback' and have it cranked up so it sounds like they are talking in the shower and cant hear a word they say. and/or use the 'roger beep'. Those are the drivers who obviously were raised in a divorced family, and nobody paid much attention to them as a child, so they're making up for it over the CB.

or maybe its because the driver wants to sound like they've got a 'big radio'? What was it Freud said about male's preoccupation with 'size' ?

outerspacehillbilly · **^ Top** #28 09.04.2009

Speaking of peeing on the shoulder etc.... I saw a guy pulled over on a ramp today at my exit standing on his catwalk taking a leak. There was a truckstop at the same exit 50 yards off the ramp.

Kansas · **^ Top** #29 09.04.2009

Guys that swear over the CB non stop are ALL SUPER TRUCKERS!!!

Working Class Patriot · **^ Top** #30 09.04.2009

Any driver who went to the Dootson School of Trucking.....

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