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I'm sure she does, I mean, a monkey like yourself has special needs
Hey, Denise, you suppose when the monkey gets home his woman has a switch she uses to keep him in line?
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I'm bettin she keeps lots of bananas around to reward him for good behaviour, but I can imagine how many go to waste, lol!!! I just crack me up
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You quack me up, Denise...he he he. I bet she makes a killer banana bread with all those left over nanners.
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Ok, that pushed me over the edge, gotta get some dinner cookin See you soon Terri, denise


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I will have you to know that I am always on my best behaviour... I can't spell it, but I know how to behave....

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I'm bettin she keeps lots of bananas around to reward him for good behaviour, but I can imagine how many go to waste, lol!!! I just crack me up
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so im gonna recap for every1,
so far in this thead we have learned how to drive in the snow,
a few new sexual idea's,
the cost of water, heating
what splitting wood can do to a guy.
and something about a monkey and banana bread....
trowing yellow snow will get you a brown one in return
clearly what part of the house women,men belong..
.... yeah, id say everyone is on track here about 'driving the big-rigs in snow and ice.... you folks are funny, thanks for the edumacational? laughs.
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We got a thread staying on topic, but no one will post on it...
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We got a thread staying on topic, but no one will post on it...
its fun tho, to see so many topics under one, its good reading for sure... and you get to know people as welll, bunch of people id enjoy meeting out here, not you typical angry better then you driver out here...
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its fun tho, to see so many topics under one, its good reading for sure... and you get to know people as welll, bunch of people id enjoy meeting out here, not you typical angry better then you driver out here...
Yeah; with some of these yard birds you never know what they will post...
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yeah funny-boy Get out in that kitchen and rattle some pots and pansWhat's fer dinner by the way?
Pan browned pork chops, baked in cream of mushroom soup, mashed potatoes, green peas. Simple dinner tonight, as I'm being lazy!

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Driver,, that ain't right... a woman's place is in the kitchen and she better be there when she gets home from work...
Well shoot, I gotta do SUMPIN' to earn my keep around here...

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My woman toes the line... or is it tow the line... either way she either has her toes on a line or she is towing one somewhere...
My guess is she DRAWS the line, and you daren't step over it!

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so im gonna recap for every1,
so far in this thead we have learned how to drive in the snow,
a few new sexual idea's,
the cost of water, heating
what splitting wood can do to a guy.
and something about a monkey and banana bread....
trowing yellow snow will get you a brown one in return
clearly what part of the house women,men belong..
.... yeah, id say everyone is on track here about 'driving the big-rigs in snow and ice.... you folks are funny, thanks for the edumacational? laughs.
See how much of a Ed u kation you would miss if you didn't peruse these here threads!

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We got a thread staying on topic, but no one will post on it...
Where is it? I've never seen it. (probably why it stayed on topic)

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Yeah; with some of these yard birds you never know what they will post...
On second thought, I thunk I'll just leave this'n bee...
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