21 beliefs held by most modern day democrats:

1. Be against capital punishment, but support abortion on demand.

2. Believe that businesses create oppression and governments create prosperity.

3. Believe that guns in the hands of law-abiding Americans are more of a threat than U.S. Nuclear weapons technology in the hands of the Chinese, North Koreans, or fanatical Iranians.

4. Believe that there was no art before federal funding.

5. Believe that global temperatures are less affected by cyclical documented changes in the earth's climate and more affected by soccer moms driving SUV's.

6. Believe that gender roles are artificial, but being homosexual is natural.

7. Believe that the AIDS virus is spread by a lack of federal funding

8. Believe that the same teacher who can't teach fourth graders how to read is somehow qualified to teach those same kids about sex.

9. Believe that hunters don't care about nature, but loony, litterbug activists who have never been outside of San Francisco do.

10. Believe that self-esteem is more important than actually doing something to earn it.

11. Believe that Mel Gibson spent $25 million of his own money to make "The Passion of the Christ" for financial gain only.

12. Believe the NRA is bad because it supports certain parts of the Constitution, while the ACLU is good because it supports certain parts of the Constitution.

13. Believe that taxes are too low, but ATM fees are too high.

14. Believe that Al Gore and Gloria Steinem are more important to American history than Thomas Jefferson, Thomas Edison, and Alexander Graham Bell.

15. Believe that standardized tests are racist, but racial quotas and set-asides are not.

16. Believe that Hillary Clinton is a very nice and normal person.

17. Believe that the only reason socialism hasn't worked anywhere in the entire world is because the right people haven't been in charge.

18. Believe that conservatives telling the truth belong in jail, but a liar and a sex offender actually belonged in the White House "Oral Office."

19. Believe that homosexual parades displaying drag, transvestites, and bestiality should be constitutionally protected, but all those manger scenes at Christmas should be illegal.

20. Believe that illegal Democrat Party funding by the Chinese Government is somehow in the best interest of the United States.

21.Believe that it's okay to give federal workers the day off on Christmas Day, but it's not okay to say "Merry Christmas".

Ready to vote???

Nice try..I still find my prior post to be spot on tho.


Things you have to believe to be a Republican today
(1) Jesus loves you, and shares your hatred of homosexuals and Hillary Clinton.

(2) Saddam was a good guy when Reagan armed him, a bad guy when W's daddy made war on him, a good guy when Cheney did business with him, and a bad guy when Bush needed a "we can't find Bin Laden" diversion.

(3) Trade with Cuba is wrong because the country is Communist, but trade with China and Vietnam is vital to a spirit of international harmony.

(4) The United States should get out of the United Nations, and our highest national priority is enforcing U.N. resolutions against Iraq.

(5) A woman can't be trusted with decisions about her own body, but multi-national corporations can make decisions affecting all mankind without regulation.

(6) The best way to improve military morale is to praise the troops in speeches, while slashing veterans' benefits and combat pay.

(7) If condoms are kept out of schools, adolescents won't have sex.

( A good way to fight terrorism is to belittle our long-time allies, then demand their cooperation and money.

(9) Providing health care to all Iraqis is sound policy, but providing health care to all Americans is socialism.

(10) HMOs and insurance companies have the best interests of the public at heart.

(11) Global warming, evolution and tobacco's link to cancer are junk science, but creationism should be taught in schools.

(12) A president lying about an extramarital affair is an impeachable offense, but a president lying to enlist support for a war in which thousands die is solid defense policy.

(13) Government should limit itself to the powers named in the Constitution, which include banning gay marriages and censoring the Internet.

(14) The public has a right to know about Hillary's cattle trades, but George W Bush's driving record is none of our business.

(15) Being a drug addict is a moral failing and a crime, unless you're a conservative radio host. Then it's an illness and you need our prayers for your recovery.

(16) What Bill Clinton did in the 1960s is of vital national interest, but what Bush did in the '80s is irrelevant.
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I didnt think Jesus ever hated anyone, from what I have learned about the lord at least. But if it's true he hates faggots and Hitlery, then I've even that much more respect for him.

Saddam was at one time fighting Iran. For those of you who "convieniently" forget recent history, Iran has been on our #### list for a long time.

I think it was a democrat who blockaded Cuba. JFK

Newsflash, America has Americas best interest at heart, not a new word order that would reduce us to something other than what we know it as today.

Its not about a womans choice of her own body. It's about the killing unborn child. Duh

Trust me, I have served in the military and can tell you without as shadow, we hate democrats. BTW, who is slashing veterans' benefits and combat pay? Oh yeah, the congessional leaders, who loathe the military. Democrats. Duh

Since young teens will just have sex anyways, how about we built private rooms with beds in the schools where they can #### and suck durring break?

Iraqis now have better health care than Americans? Of course they dont, but it makes for a great move on blog. Nice try tho

HMOs and Insurance companies have their own bottom line at heart. Luckily they dont operate at a loss and go out of biz, otherwise we'd have nowhere to go when we're sick of injured. Duh

Of course the globe has been warming. Where I live, there were glaciers here 10,000 years ago. Say how is that mansion of ALGOREs house heated? Does he get around with internaly combustable engines. HE DOES? Oh, wait, he is from the elite party, never mind.

Time will tell if the Iraq war will prove benificial to mankind, be it us or them or both. To early to tell now. Not that I wish we went in, but now that we are there, dont let the Iraqi people down who dream of a free society with the liberties you and I enjoy. Hillery voted to go there like you have forgoten. Had Bill Clinton simpley told the truth, things would have been over. But he lied under oath. "Oath" would be the operative word you omited.

The leftist democrats have banned certain arms, (arms are made mention of in the constitution btw) Say which amendment of the consitution refers to homosexual marrage? None. Duh

GWs driving record was made public. The left waited untill late in the campaign, to show he recieved a DWI 24 years prior. Cattle trades and wrongdoings. Yes, her wrong doings should not be made public. Just ask her.

I'm still unsure why democrats side with drugs, drug dealers and crackheads moreso than do repubs.

What did Bill do in the 60s? Well he probably got stank on his hangdown every night while never inhaleing pot. Oh, wait, I now know the answer to my above question LOL.

Okay, your turn, PM. Lets hear it.

That's the difference.....

Conservatives ACTUALLY put some original thought into these things.

Liberals and MODERATES only point out these types of things to feel good about themselves.

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Freedom wasn't won with a registered gun.

Oh look we are having a spat over mass spam emails. Cool

Yes indeed. But it makes for good ole entertainment and debate

A debade that any conservative who believes in common sense and proven traditional American values, can easily win.

I have seen and known many that make me wonder how they find their way.

No it makes for boring unoriginal duplicate posts.

Yet interesting enough for you to post, whilst adding little to the debade at hand.