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You might be an Illegal immigrant if......




You can get at least 9 people in your VW bug.



Your best friend has the same Social Security number as you.



You have a Hot Plate sitting on top of your stove.



You have 2 or more people in your family named Jesus.



You fail to meet the height requirement on most Roller Coaster.



Your Mother hangs out of the Kitchen window Screaming your
name to come eat supper.



You have killed more Roaches than Orkin.



You jump over a fence instead of just opening the gate.



You haul ### at the sight of a green Ford Bronco.



You find yourself picking fruit for no apparent reason.



You get a W2 statement from Social Services.



You refer to your girlfriend as "Mamasita".



You still have a Clothes Line in your yard.


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This is all i could think of for now.
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LMAO You come to this country and everything is handed to you, money, jobs, food, and you dont even have to speak english!!!!!!!!! Imagine that!!!










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And their cousins names are juan, too and tree.
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