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Lil Blue Pony · **^ Top** #**123** 04.15.2009

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Originally Posted by Baack

OH my I didn't know I was gettim my pic taken! whew at least my gloves matched my hat that day......

rookietrucker · **^ Top** #**124** 04.15.2009

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Originally Posted by Lil Blue Pony

OH my I didn't know I was gettim my pic taken! whew at least my gloves matched my hat that day......

Only if you wear these boots to match

Lil Blue Pony · **^ Top** #**125** 04.15.2009

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Originally Posted by rookietrucker

Only if you wear these boots to match

ohhh you betcha! ....

Baack · **^ Top** #**126** 04.17.2009

TnkrDrvr · **^ Top** #**127** 04.17.2009

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Originally Posted by Baack

Right-wing extremist!

danc694u · **^ Top** #**128** 04.18.2009

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Originally Posted by rookietrucker

Only if you wear these boots to match

I seen a driver wearing a pair of these, the other day.

And I'm sure they'll even look better, when he gets the rest of his surgery done. I don't know what he's going to do about that raggedy weave he had though.

I almost fell out of my truck.

Lil Blue Pony · **^ Top** #**129** 04.18.2009

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Originally Posted by TnkrDrvr

Right-wing extremist!

ya he is isn't he turns a girl on for sure lol

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Originally Posted by danc694u

I seen a driver wearing a pair of these, the other day.

And I'm sure they'll even look better, when he gets the rest of his surgery done. I don't know what he's going to do about that raggedy weave he had though.

I almost fell out of my truck.

say a guy at the truck show last month yikes! he really needed some apparel lessons and also a fitting for his wig that or doubl stick taps cause it had slid sideways....and he thought he looked good

rookietrucker · **^ Top** #**130** 04.18.2009

You might be a Republican if...

You think "proletariat" is a type of cheese.

You've named your kids "Deduction one" and Deduction two"

You've tried to argue that poverty could be abolished if people were
just allowed to keep more of their minimum wage.

You've ever referred to someone as "my (insert racial or ethnic
minority here) friend"

You've ever tried to prove Jesus was a capitalist and opposed to
welfare.

You're a pro-lifer, but support the death penalty.

You think Huey Newton is a cookie.

The only union you support is the Baseball Players, because heck,
they're richer than you.

You think you might remember laughing once as a kid.

You once broke loose at a party and removed your neck tie.

You call mall rent-a-cops "jack-booted thugs."

You've ever referred to the moral fiber of something.

You've ever uttered the phrase, "Why don't we just bomb the sons of
#######."

You've ever said, "I can't wait to get into business school."

You've ever called a secretary or waitress "Tootsie."

You answer to "The Man."

You don't think "The Simpsons" is all that funny, but you watch it
because that Flanders fellow makes a lot of sense.

You fax the FBI a list of "Commies in my Neighborhood."

You don't let your kids watch Sesame Street because you accuse Bert
and Ernie of "sexual deviance."

You use any of these terms to describe your wife: Old ball and chain,
little woman, old lady, tax credit...

You scream "Dit-dit-ditto" while making love.

You've argued that art has a "moral foundation set in Western values."

When people say "Marx," you think "Groucho."

You've ever yelled, "Hey hippie, get a haircut."

You think Birkenstock was that radical rock concert in 1969.

You argue that you need 300 handguns, in case a bear ever attacks your
home.

Vietnam makes a lot of sense to you.

You point to Hootie and the Blowfish as evidence of the end of racism
in America.

You've ever said civil liberties, schmivil schmiberties.

You've ever said "Clean air? Looks clean to me."

You've ever referred to Anita Hill as a "lying #####" while attending
a Bob Packwood fund-raiser.

You spent MLK Day reading "The Bell Curve."

You've ever called education a luxury.

You look down through a glass ceiling and chuckle.

You wonder if donations to the Pentagon are tax-deductable.

You came of age in the '60s and don't remember Bob Dylan.

You own a vehicle with an "Ollie North: American Hero" sticker.

You're afraid of the "liberal media."

You ever based an argument on the phrase, "Well, tradition dictates...."

You've ever called the National Endowment for the Arts a bunch of
pornographers.

You think all artists are gay.

You ever told a child that Oscar the Grouch "lives in a trash can
because he is lazy and doesn't want to contribute to society."

You've ever urged someone to pull themselves up by their bootstraps,
when they don't even have shoes.

You confuse Lenin with Lennon.

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