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Politics Do Not Pass/Pass With Care. Today's truckers are far more educated and cognizant of the issues regarding politics due to the sharp increase in talk radio, and various trucking news media sources. Talk politics. Do truckers like politicians? More Political Sites: • Political Forum • Reform US Government •

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Baack Trucker Forum STAFF   Last Seen: 8 Hours Ago 09.22 PM Member Since: May 2007 Location: Wisconsin Trucker? Trucking Industry Posts: 16,028 My Trucking Photos: 0 Thanks: 10,061 Thanked: 7,370 Times

Quote: You might be a Republican if... Yeah and whats your point????? __________________ Forum Rules The Thanks! button Spelling and the TTR How to insert a picture Using our search feature Copying and pasting articles TTR Advertising opportunities

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^ Top   #132   04.18.2009

rookietrucker Trucker Forum STAFF   Last Seen: 7 Hours Ago 10.35 PM Member Since: Jul 2007 Trucker? Trucking Industry Posts: 5,025 My Trucking Photos: 0 Thanks: 1,409 Thanked: 1,969 Times My Truckers Blog : 2

Quote: Originally Posted by Baack Yeah and whats your point????? Just fine political satire. If I did give a point, I would probably be beaten, dragged and banned on here. __________________

^ Top   #133   04.18.2009

Lil Blue Pony "Brown Eyed Girl"   Member Since: Feb 2008 Trucker? Trucking Industry Age: 53 Posts: 2,183 My Trucking Photos: 0 Thanks: 732 Thanked: 653 Times

Quote: Originally Posted by Baack Yeah and whats your point????? Quote: Originally Posted by rookietrucker Just fine political satire. If I did give a point, I would probably be beaten, dragged and banned on here. Pony is outside the building selling tickets and popcorn...... __________________ "You can't just set on the fence while the world passes by sometimes you've just gotta ride Between the horses heartaches" men (man) "and mistakes I've been through more than I should But I strapped a saddel across every battle and held on as long as I could" Chris Ledoux "Sometimes You've Just Gotta Ride" Songwriters: Wiseman, Craig; Bruce, Trey

^ Top   #134   04.18.2009

Baack Trucker Forum STAFF   Last Seen: 8 Hours Ago 09.22 PM Member Since: May 2007 Location: Wisconsin Trucker? Trucking Industry Posts: 16,028 My Trucking Photos: 0 Thanks: 10,061 Thanked: 7,370 Times

That post reminded me of Alex LOL And much of it applies to me __________________ Forum Rules The Thanks! button Spelling and the TTR How to insert a picture Using our search feature Copying and pasting articles TTR Advertising opportunities

^ Top   #135   04.19.2009

Ken Couch Commander   Member Since: Oct 2006 Location: Somewhere Wet.. Trucker? 7 Years Posts: 7,670 My Trucking Photos: 0 Thanks: 3,913 Thanked: 4,773 Times

Travel Advisory - I-90 Closed I-90 is closed today between Gillette Wyoming and Rapid City South Dakota while crews move a 20 ton piece of coal to Mount Rushmore for a sculpture of our new president. __________________ There's a Village In Kenya Missing Its Idiot!

^ Top   #136   04.19.2009

Scarecrow03 Brainless Advisor   Last Seen: 14 Minutes Ago 05.59 AM Member Since: Sep 2006 Location: In Your Head Trucker? 6 Years Age: 35 Posts: 10,068 My Trucking Photos: 7 Thanks: 1,940 Thanked: 2,456 Times

A beautiful fairy appeared one day to a destitute refugee claimant outside a Maryland immigration office. ' Good man,' the fairy said, 'I've been sent here by President Obama and told to grant you three wishes, since you just arrived in the United States with your wife and three children.' The man told the fairy. 'Well, where I come from we don't have good teeth, so I want new teeth, maybe a lot of gold in them.' The fairy looked at the man's almost toothless grin and -- PING ! -- he had a brand new shining set of gold teeth in his mouth! 'What else?' asked the fairy, 'two more to go.' The refugee claimant now got bolder. 'I need a big house with a three car garage in Annapolis on the water with eight bedrooms for my family and the rest of my relatives who still live in my country. I want to bring them all over here'.... PING ! -- In the distance there could be seen a beautiful mansion with a three car garage, a long driveway, a walkout patio with a BBQ in an upscale neighborhood overlooking the bay. 'One more wish', said the fairy, waving her wand. 'Yes, one more wish.' 'I want to be like an American with American clothes instead of these clothes, and a baseball cap instead of this turban. And I want to have white skin like Americans.' PING ! -- The man was transformed, wearing worn out jeans, a Baltimore Orioles T-shirt and a baseball cap. He had his bad teeth back and the mansion had disappeared from the horizon. 'What happened to my new teeth?' he wailed. 'Where is my new house?' (THIS IS GOOD) The fairy said 'Tough ####, Mac, Now that you are a White American, you have to fend for yourself.' And she disappeared. __________________ Keep that diesel burnin' and those tires turnin', but get there safe to keep on earnin'!!

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^ Top   #137   04.19.2009

Working Class Patriot "In Tune"   Last Seen: 4 Hours Ago 01.56 AM Member Since: Jan 2008 Location: Sitting here drinking a beer or two...or three... Trucker? Trucking Industry Posts: 20,589 My Trucking Photos: 0 Thanks: 8,253 Thanked: 6,827 Times

Quote: Originally Posted by Scarecrow03 A beautiful fairy appeared one day to a destitute refugee claimant outside a Maryland immigration office. ' Good man,' the fairy said, 'I've been sent here by President Obama and told to grant you three wishes, since you just arrived in the United States with your wife and three children.' The man told the fairy. 'Well, where I come from we don't have good teeth, so I want new teeth, maybe a lot of gold in them.' The fairy looked at the man's almost toothless grin and -- PING ! -- he had a brand new shining set of gold teeth in his mouth! 'What else?' asked the fairy, 'two more to go.' The refugee claimant now got bolder. 'I need a big house with a three car garage in Annapolis on the water with eight bedrooms for my family and the rest of my relatives who still live in my country. I want to bring them all over here'.... PING ! -- In the distance there could be seen a beautiful mansion with a three car garage, a long driveway, a walkout patio with a BBQ in an upscale neighborhood overlooking the bay. 'One more wish', said the fairy, waving her wand. 'Yes, one more wish.' 'I want to be like an American with American clothes instead of these clothes, and a baseball cap instead of this turban. And I want to have white skin like Americans.' PING ! -- The man was transformed, wearing worn out jeans, a Baltimore Orioles T-shirt and a baseball cap. He had his bad teeth back and the mansion had disappeared from the horizon. 'What happened to my new teeth?' he wailed. 'Where is my new house?' (THIS IS GOOD) The fairy said 'Tough ####, Mac, Now that you are a White American, you have to fend for yourself.' And she disappeared. Ain't that the truth....... Remember this? http://video.google.com/videosearch?hl=en&safe=off&client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla:en-USfficial&um=1&q=hole%20me%20pocket&ie=UTF-8&sa=N&tab=iv#q=eddie+murphy%2Bwhite+people&hl=en& emb=0&client=firefox-a Click on the Eddie Murphy "White Like Me...." __________________ America Might Not Be Perfect.....But It Remains The Best Place On Earth For The Dreams Of The Average Person To Become Reality.....

^ Top   #138   04.20.2009

Baack Trucker Forum STAFF   Last Seen: 8 Hours Ago 09.22 PM Member Since: May 2007 Location: Wisconsin Trucker? Trucking Industry Posts: 16,028 My Trucking Photos: 0 Thanks: 10,061 Thanked: 7,370 Times

I wonder who this guy voted for __________________ Forum Rules The Thanks! button Spelling and the TTR How to insert a picture Using our search feature Copying and pasting articles TTR Advertising opportunities

^ Top   #139   04.20.2009

TnkrDrvr Light Load Member   Last Seen: 1 Day Ago 08.46 AM Member Since: Sep 2008 Location: Sacramento, CA Trucker? 16 Years Age: 46 Posts: 258 My Trucking Photos: 0 Thanks: 31 Thanked: 122 Times

__________________ They didn't die for open borders!

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^ Top   #140   04.21.2009

Baack Trucker Forum STAFF   Last Seen: 8 Hours Ago 09.22 PM Member Since: May 2007 Location: Wisconsin Trucker? Trucking Industry Posts: 16,028 My Trucking Photos: 0 Thanks: 10,061 Thanked: 7,370 Times

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