Fun Stuff We Keep In The Truck.

Wife. A lot of fun when She is in good mood, not so much when not.

Hi Honey, this is about You, You know!

 

My cigar humidors.

Trying to figure out how to get a jacuzzi on the catwalk.

 

The dog. Catahoula leopard. He's always up for a walk, wrestle staring contest.

 

Whose wife?

Things I really enjoy; a voice synthesizer I used to change my voice on the CB radio where I sound like sexy woman. Those CR England drivers would go crazy trying to locate me. I'd give them an exit number and see 15 or 20 of them lined up on the ramp or clogging the parking lot of some motel.

A Ham Radio and talk to people worldwide, even ships at sea. Again, the voice synthesizer made for some interesting conversations giving directions to some guy in St. Barts looking for some Playboy Bunny on vacation on a topless beach.

A remote controlled "fart machine" was humorous. Put it in my shaving kit and leave it in the booth at the restaurant. While at the salad bar, I would fire it up every time a waitress walked by the table.

You can have loads of enjoyment with fog horns and train horns on the truck, especially when someone is half way through a railroad crossing.

You can be downright cruel with laser pointer pens; some are very powerful.

Never could afford one of those cell phone jammers. They're illegal is why they cost so much. Always wanted one to shut off cell phones of some that think everyone is interested in their conversation.

A sonic gun would be fun; they're cheap on Ebay or other places on Google. Merchant ships use them against pirates. Some are only about $49.00 and hand held like a cell phone. You can shut some loud mouth up real quick and they won't even know what happened or where it came from. All they know for sure is the need an Extra Strength Tylenol for that severe headache.



As the saying goes,"Small minds are easily amused."

 

Acoustic guitar, TV and Blue Ray, game system and lap top

 

Somehow, the idea of hearing Chinatown talk in the voice of a sexy woman, is sort of scary!

 

This could be my favorite Chinatown post.

I have 2 cases of Colgate given as overstock from a delivery. (Yes they gave it back!?). I keep tubes handy behind the seat and throw them at people asking for help at lights.

Some are really happy to get smacked in the face.


Used to have several centerfolds as the trucks wallpaper. I was famous at the sweet grass border crossing!

 

Wow, I know the forum has that feature, but what's it for?