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    What are my chances of shooting a yeti(bigfoot) Over the Road?

    My primary motive for becoming a OTR driver stems from my desire to kill a sasquatch ape. In the past
    I've read a few stories about truckers coming into contact with bigfoot while traversing extremely rural areas
    throughout 'merica. I'm hoping that god grants me the same opportunity and that I have the wisdom and courage
    to shoot accurately if the beast reveals himself.


    Have any of you seen a skunk ape/rock ape/sasquatch/yeti/bigfoot?


    What do you think my chances are of bagging one these creatures for the long haul home?


    Which handgun rifle combo would you suggest for OTR yeti hunting?




    Any tips or positive input would be appreciated.


    Please advise.

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    Road Train Member Passin Thru's Avatar
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    You have to be a bullhauler and get the right pills from your boss and run 36 hrs straight and then you'' hit one so have a big bumper and a camera or no one wil believe you.

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    I see Bigfoot all the time.

    You see. In trucking, there's a secret pact that you simply do not report the bizarre events that the "regular" public will not understand. Us drivers have all had numerous encounters with Bigfoot, aliens, Elvis and even the chupacabara. It's just a normal aspect of life in the secret order of the truck driver.

    Heck. Just last week I went skinny dipping with a pack of Tundra Wookies at the lake. I have pictures and everything but as a member of the illumaniti of drivers I know I can never show tthem to the public.


    As a side note I really would ask that you just observe the Bigfoot instead of kill. They've been running on hard times and their population numbers are not what they used to be

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    I'll be. I thought I was the only one. Personally I am not going to use a weapon. I am going to stand up fight him. Man to Yeti. He may be big but if I work the body I think I can tire him. I am narrowing down possible locations but I won't tell you where.

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    Dayum...well it finally happened. Diesel juice done got inside your veins and brains. I'll miss you guys!! Lol

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    First you have to put in your magical 1 year. Then you'll learn the super secret handshake and take the sacred trucker oath. Then and only then you will receive super secret maps of all the super secret places that only WE know. On page 23 of the aforementioned maps you'll find the exact location of Bigfoot, with descriptions on what to use as bait.

    Happy hunting.

    Make sure you log you're hunting time as on duty not driving. ( less you be disqualified.)

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    Quote Originally Posted by j3411 View Post
    First you have to put in your magical 1 year. Then you'll learn the super secret handshake and take the sacred trucker oath. Then and only then you will receive super secret maps of all the super secret places that only WE know. On page 23 of the aforementioned maps you'll find the exact location of Bigfoot, with descriptions on what to use as bait.

    Happy hunting.

    Make sure you log you're hunting time as on duty not driving. ( less you be disqualified.)
    Shut up!!!! What part of secret didn't you understand.

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    you had to replace page 23 with page 23 c.

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    nobody is following instructions anymore,and no, GPS wil not help you..

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    RollReady- Last I heard it is against the law to shoot one. Hit him with the truck instead. If you go "hand to ape combat" make sure he never saw the movie "deliverance"and makes you "squeal like a human" When I find this law will post Mike-Z

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