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Old 05.02.2009
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Go to the pet store and buy a Gecko, and let them know that you have your own lizard..., Will that work????
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I beg to differ with ya on that "myth",but if thats your belief your entitled to it.
Must be a new breed of lizard that only knocks on the left door ??

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Old wives tale, urban myth.
This helps nothing for the lizards that approach from the left side of the truck and do not check the right side before knocking on your door.
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I pissed one off one night (Flying J, Albuquerque), asked her how much?, then said I don't buy a car till I see under the hood, show me your ##### (cleaned the word up here for the feint of heart) when she lifted her shirt, I said, so show me something--nothing there--not worth 5$ let alone 20$--she threw her zippo at me--and I kept it!
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I always tell them, "No thanks. Don't want any company, but thanks for asking!"

The "thanks for asking" part usually leaves them walking away in confusion.
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There aren't as many working the truck stops any more--they found out they could work them all just by going to Swift Academy and getting there CDL

I'm sorry,........that was mean...........NOT YOU NANA!!!!
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"If I wasn't already broke, I'm too tired to get it up. Sorry, honey. Not tonight."

That has worked for me on multiple occasions. I've seen other drivers get all foul mouthed with them, only to start a shouting match. These days, I'd be afraid of one of them circling around, and causing damage to my truck or trailer.
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"If I wasn't already broke, I'm too tired to get it up. Sorry, honey. Not tonight."

That has worked for me on multiple occasions. I've seen other drivers get all foul mouthed with them, only to start a shouting match. These days, I'd be afraid of one of them circling around, and causing damage to my truck or trailer.
Or spitting on you, and spreading some virus that way.

They really are gross, and in the places where you see them these days, they are also really annoying.

I'm not even opposed to prostitution itself, but Lot Lizards are the bottom of human detritius.
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Lot Lizard Deterrant

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I never knew what a "Lot Lizard" was until I visited this site. I've learned a lot from your life experiences. What are some of the tactics you all use to keep the Lizards at bay, and which ones is favorite among the veteran truckers? This should be interesting as well as funny....
I'm the wife. One glare from me and they are gone whether they are lot lizards or scammers "begging".
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IronPony, I'm not insulted, I laugh at a lot of the responses on here. I was a Marine for 22 yrs. Spent 18 long months on the USS Kitty Hawk(CV-63), I have dealt with more than My share of hookers, LOT LIZARD was just a new term for me.Hell, in most countries we had so many Non-Hookers throwing themselves at our feet that we didn't have to bother with the Hookers. Thanks, I really enjoy this site.
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IronPony, I'm not insulted, I laugh at a lot of the responses on here. I was a Marine for 22 yrs. Spent 18 long months on the USS Kitty Hawk(CV-63), I have dealt with more than My share of hookers, LOT LIZARD was just a new term for me.Hell, in most countries we had so many Non-Hookers throwing themselves at our feet that we didn't have to bother with the Hookers. Thanks, I really enjoy this site.
God Bless...
Ah... I can see where Kitty Hawk would indeed be an "isolated island!" Semper Fi dude!
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