My favorite is to just put a wet wipe on side the door of your truck.. To make it look real, just put some white lotion on it. Lets them know that someone was already there..

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There are only three women in this world that mean anything to me and they are Karen, Krystal, Amanda..

How about putting decals of Hookers on the door like fighter pilots used to do to mark their kills....Throw in a few sheep decals and, I'm sure they'll stop knocking....

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America Might Not Be Perfect.....But It Remains The Best Place On Earth For The Dreams Of The Average Person To Become Reality.....

Actually, many experienced lizards check the right side before knocking.

But not for a bra, they're looking for paper towels.

Tools of the trade, left along side of a truck after cleaning up. Usually the right hand side.

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He has erected a multitude of new offices,
and sent hither swarms of officers to harass our people,
and eat out their substance........

He has combined with others to subject us to a jurisdiction foreign to our constitution,
and unacknowledged by our laws; giving his assent to their acts of pretended legislation:

Declaration Of Independence
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King George or Obama ????

I dont even wanna "look" they have nothing I'm interested in other then them leaving.

I have a wife that deserves respect,my actions out here on the road directly affect that.
She does not have to be here to be affected by it,yes I truly believe that.

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Good day truckers, I saw the thread entited "My first Lot LIzard", and I apologize. I did not mean to do a double post. Thanks for the responses, and I see that life on the road has it's fair share of hurmo a well as adventure. Stay Safe, and please take a minute to remember all of our warriors living in harm's way.
God Bless You All

Even with my being on the truck with hubby, that doesn't always work....ESPECIALLY with the really persistent ones.

I've had them say, "no, prob, honey, double the fun, for the same money".

Had to say, several times, "NO THANK YOU, we are NOT interested!!"

Finally, we just got our dog, and when they hear her bark, they go away....usually....

Judi Kay

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Anne Frank

She didnt offer to do the dog too? LOL!

EEEEWWWWWW LOL

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Anne Frank

Hi all, new to the site so be gentle. I found you by looking for T shirt printing with saying...wife, not lot lizard. Let me tell you why.



This is a true story. Valentine's Day last year, Hubby is out and I am at home. By chance, and this never happens, not only is he in the state of Fl but he is going right by our road to pick up next load. THIS NEVER HAPPENS!! So I said, "lets meet up at the truckstop(right around the corner from our house) for a little alone time without the boy". So I leave my youngest with the neighbors to go get my flirt on with hubby. 45 minutes later we get out of the truck and head into store. Now mind you, when there is a woman at a truckstop..all men's eyes are on her. Getting out of a truck, she is either driver, wife, or lot lizard. It is all good until hubby asked, "do you need any cash"? Well, I ain't one to spend mine when I can spend his, so of course the answer is "YES" . In the parking lot, he hands me a wad of cash, kisses me bye. I get into Jeep and leave. NOT EVEN THINKING!! As a trucker, we have CBs in every vehicle..and you should have heard the stuff they were saying. Wanting me to turn around, asking hubby "where she come from and how much you paid". Hubby thought it was funny and acted like I was what they thought. Told them I was the best and $250.00 an hour. LOL reply from them was 'hell I can't afford that"! Can you say mortifying??? You can and I was

I work for a small company in an even smaller division as a line-haul tanker driver. I'm one of like 5 or 6 guys doing this work for this company. One of these other drivers is the lizard king and is known on a first name basis to every truck stop ho in the west. When a blue and white tanker truck rolls in, the lizards come running. Unfortunitly, I drive a blue and white tanker truck. Those lot lizards get all kinds of upset when they find out that it ain't him in the truck. When I see them running around I have to put up a sign in the window to let them know that I'm not him, I don't know where he is or when he'll be here, and I'm not interested.