HA HA HA.... Now that would have been a Kodak moment right there

cant see being with one of those nasty skanks ill just say sorry married hey not worth getting aids

That lizard is too pretty to represent LL's...
Need to find a pic of a black-toothed, scrawny, scab-marked LL!!

Judi Kay

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Livin', Lovin',Laughin'...Makin' Friends, & Lovin' Life, Rollin' Down That Big Road!!! Redneck Women RULE!! Hell, YEAH!!!!

used to be a tranny that worked the rest areas between Colorado Springs and Walsenberg, guy was in his early 60's. From a distance, he was damn passable too, always offered oral only for $20. Best part was, he drove a gold Toyota 4-runner, he'd drive up and down I-25 with his skirt hiked way up flashing some skin. I can't count the numbers of times I'd hear some driver comment about getting flashed, I would always get a vehicle description, then burst his little bubble. Guy finally got caught and is in jail now.

Stopped at the rest area on SB I-45 N. of Hunstville, Tx. About 12:30am on a Monday morning, trying to grab about 5 hrs sleep. Get a knock on the door, really cute looking young (if she was over 19 I'd be shocked) lady asked if I wanted some company. I declined. 10 min. later I got out of the truck to use the rest room, I see her knocking on another truck, she saw me go into the rest room, a few sec. later she came in and offered her services in there. The old guy cleaning up heard her and came walking in, she offered to do both of us. She said her pimp in the pickup outside would beat her if she didn't make at least $50.00. He and I both laughed and told her to stock up on packages of frozen peas and I walked off. As I was pulling out of the rest area, they were leaving ahead of me, in my lights I saw him backhand her, I did the nice thing and called the cops and gave them a description of the vehicle, the plates, etc. About 15 miles down the road, my cell rang, the cops wanted to know if I could still the guy, I said yeah, the cop was right behind me, he came around and stopped the guy with three other cops in tow. They told me to stop also and ID the girl. Last I saw, after I gave a written statment and they saw a bruise on her, they were cuffing him on assualt charges.

Hope that gal wises up before it's too late. And that the pimp gets to be on the receiving end in jail.

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What has been seen...

...cannot be unseen.

they do go where the money is but generally the poorer the area the more you will find and if its a college area YOU WILL BE BOTHERED at night.

stopped at the silver spur in mcallen tx one night (before the j opened)and told the wife to stay inside 20 minutes later the knock came and the wife answered rudely and the girl left.Alittle while later another one came over and got the same treatment from the wife.I told her she shouldnt have done that and 2 minutes later out came the pimp wanting to know what girl i had in the truck and had to expplain it was my wife.he left and we didnt get bothered again but that could have got ugly fast if you know the area.

I had one once that wouldn't get off my truck. I was parked the whole time, I finally gave her a banana to eat and she left. She was old enough to be my grandmother.

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Just say no to the fleace.

Many I have seen use the "no lizards" decals but the trouble with decals is that they don't show up well at night. A dog helps with barking and growling when the lizard comes knocking. Alerting the truck stop security to lizard harassment might quench the trouble for a while.

Truck stops you won't find lizards in-Deadhorse, AK, Fast Eddy's in Tok, AK, Charley Lake, BC(in the winter)

Come to think of it I never saw a lot lizard in Iraq either

I did pass up a cross dresser hitch hiker in the middle of the British Columbia wilderness. The gas station 10 miles further up the road told me I had acted wisely as HE was trouble.