Werner Trainer Craps Himself

I feel for you, brother. Hope you make it out alive. Great post though. If driving doesn't work out, you could always write a book!

 

That is hilarious. Makes you wonder how "they" choose the person who gets to ride with him.

 

Your either joking,or you must drive/train for werner..No offense,but there really isnt a reason not to take a shower when ever parked at a truckstop..

 

Uhhh... you wouldn't happen to be a trainer for Werner now, would ya'?

 

I take a shower everyday and I do hold my little pinky out when I sip tea.....he was telling what he experienced with Werner.....and no one likes to ride with anyone smelling like an old people's home.....You must drive for werner or you wouldn't have said these nasty remarks to the truth...

 

I really enjoyed your post funny as hell but i am sorry you had to deal with that bs . I agree with short circut you should write and do stand up, I think you are the next jeff foxworthy LOL. Best of Luck

 

:smt044 Awesome thread, funny as hell.

 

This post was an image that I didn't need but I just can't stop laughing! I'm sorry as well as other's are too but that was just slap insanely funny. I hope you get that bonus soon. If it were me, I would get off that truck and complain to the company and try to get another trainer. This make's me wonder if I'll have to put up with this with PAM. It's still funny! You know, the TBS "very funny" commercial, that would not stand a chance againest funny. That's an ALL out laugh from the "pit's of hell"! LMAO! Now I know what to take with me when I have my blood pressure checked!

 

Umm.. later dude... you guys aren't out in the woods by my house are ya? Cause a Werner truck plowed off the big road over here into the woods a little bit ago. I actually jumped in my truck and turned my radio on to listen in.. and all I heard was.. "think we should pull over and check him out?".. then a good ol' "#### him!!! He ran me off the road 3 times by the 129.. west bound hit the hammer lane.. that #### Werner driver done run up in the trees"

If not I wish you better luck in the future my friend. If it is.. come on over I'll give ya a cold beer and a cot.. leave ol boy behind though. I only have so much lysol and febreeze...

 

I have been laughing for 30 minutes after reading this. That fat slob hit you with everything but the swamp root. Do us all a big favor-go to work for C R England and write the sequel. Maybe you will get grandma Debi as your trainer.