Butt shatters windsheild!

**weirdpuckett** · 01.23.2011

Yes, I have a story about a human butt that shattered a windsheild . . .I used to team refridgerated foodservice stuff in the colorado -New Mexico area in mid nineties . ..
I was boppin' down a highway somewhere down around Alamosa,Colorado and suddenly the C.B. Came to life with the famiiliar voice of another one of our truck teams comin' up from the opposite way.
My co-driver excitedly instructed me-the driver, to tell the guys to look at the passenger seat when we passed each other . .well, My co-driver, at the exact moment the other truckers were within view, whips his britches down, spins around facing sleeper then hops up on the jump seat and leans back toward the windsheild and "presses ham." just a little pressure on the windsheild . . .then . . .I hit a depression in the asphalt (mind you, we're in a cab-over) which causes him to lurch outward pressing hard on the windsheild causing it to shatter!

You couldn't see a thing out of it then, except a greasy outline of a butt . . . ..

**Kansas** · 01.23.2011

My brother rolled his pickup truck years back. During the roll his ### knocked out the back window right as the truck slammed on to the top of its cab. Trapping him inside the cab, and his ### outside the cab. Firemen were needed to remove the "bite" that truck held on my brothers hiney. I also heard there was a box of KFC chicken involved, the chicken which had been thrown free of the accident scene was discovered next morning frozen solid. Later that day it was de thawed and enjoyed by all...

**king Q** · 01.23.2011

Originally Posted by Kansas

My brother rolled his pickup truck years back. During the roll his ### knocked out the back window right as the truck slammed on to the top of its cab. Trapping him inside the cab, and his ### outside the cab. Firemen were needed to remove the "bite" that truck held on my brothers hiney. I also heard there was a box of KFC chicken involved, the chicken which had been thrown free of the accident scene was discovered next morning frozen solid. Later that day it was de thawed and enjoyed by all...

Not a good idea to freeze hot chicken , thaw is out again then eat it.
You will usually get away with it but is could end up bitting you in the ###.