funniest sticker youve seen on a rig

i like how dump trucks can get away with no mudflaps but if i rip one off get yanked over in no time

 

What's really scary is when the have some big butt rock wedged between their tandems and there flying down the highway.

 

??? I don't get what you're saying.

 

I saw one on the back of a truck, "if you pass on the left, you are "FAST", pass on the right "HALF FAST"

 

I bet 95% of the people in 4-wheelers wouldn't even get that joke

 

I like the post about "Not responsible for damaged windshields". A truck hauling rocks the size of softballs goin in the opposite direction (two lane highway) came off the back of the truck and struck the hood of my truck and bounced off my windshield right in front of my face. I quickly turned around and chased him down the road doing 70 and he was pulled over only because two fish and game guys flagged him down and made him pull over. When he got out he surveyed the damage and said "I guess I forgot to put my gate down". Needless to say after some pissed off words from me and a secretary who was a royal ##&*% I finally told them they would be hearing from my attorney when they agreed to pay for the damages... $1700.00 worth.

 

A truck passed me today.
On the left side of the trailer the sticker said "Passing Side" w/a arrow pointing left.
On the right side, the sticker said "Suicide" arrow pointing right.

 

Nice rig!

 

I had one years ago on my truck. It read very simply this I drove 100+K miles last year you think your BMW would last in my world try it.