Disturbing behavior at truck stops II....

Discussion in 'Road Stories' started by Bumpnrun, Dec 16, 2012.

  1. highwaygal

    highwaygal Bobtail Member

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    Good old Jolly Truck stop, always a laugh or two any time I pull in there. Think that why I keep stopping there, to see what will happen next.
     
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  3. mickey melon

    mickey melon Medium Load Member

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    Welp........This isnt about diesel exhaust..But its about Human flatulant exhaust..

    long time ago I was delivering a load of plastics up near milwaukee......I was backed in the Dock, i was standing at the Dock area..(where most of us go) watching the forklift operator unload my truck.

    I got Bored...So I started walking around.Found a hallway and followed it to the lunchroom....I entered the lunchroom Sat down at the Table and began reading the Newspaper.....Boy was I feelin gassy....I started lettin' them out left and right.....It was BAD, Thank goodness I was the only one in their......

    Anyway......the Smell was getting real bad...I had to get outta there....I got up from the table and exited the lunchroom and began walking back down the hallway......

    I stopped about halfway down and started reading different things that were posted on the wall..........All of a Sudden, One of the warehouse workers began walking towards me from my left..As he approached he kindly murmured.."Hi.How are you" I said Im Fine..(still reading the material on the wall),,He continued walking past and I started thinking..."Oh Please Dont go in the lunchroom..Please"....

    Low and Behold he goes right into the lunchroom......I began to perspire a bit....After about 5 seconds of complete silence..I hear......"GOD-D@MN !!!!"........I began walking swiftly back to the loading docks with an evil smile only seen on a bratty child........
     
  4. RayT70

    RayT70 Road Train Member

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    LOL:biggrin_2559:
     
  5. Jokingypsy

    Jokingypsy Medium Load Member

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    This wasn't in a truck stop, but I remember back in high school this kid walked over to a crowd of people to crop dust them (fart). Unfortunately for him his ran down his leg and into his untied basketball shoes, I still laugh till this day whenever I think about it.
     
  6. slowpoke89

    slowpoke89 Road Train Member

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    What's really funny is cutting a really rancid smelling one (oops) an watching people stumble into it.
     
  7. skellr

    skellr Road Train Member

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    HAHA, Greyhound stops there alot, I can't imagine what impression people leave that place with about truckers. :biggrin_2552:
     
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