This morning I was on the PA turnpike and stopped at a service plaza for my mandatory break, went in and walked over to the Burger King. There was another driver in front of me who ordered a "Double Meat Croissant" the cashier looked and him and asked "ok sir what 2 types of meat?" (Choices are ham, bacon, or sausage). Driver looked at the clerk and said "doesn't matter just as long as it has some pork on it"
No lie, the clerk looked him square in the eye and said "I'm sorry sir, we don't sell pork here, but you can have Ham, Bacon or Sausage if you like" the entire place erupted with laughter.