Outcast cafe

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  1. teddy_bear6506

    teddy_bear6506 I'm Vintage

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    Who woulda thunk an outcast cafe would be a place to find my favorite Bumpers :biggrin_2554: Darlin' you're a sight for sore eyes. I thought we lost you completely. I won't tell ya bout the roast, taters, brown gravy, corn and angel food cake we had here for dinner/supper. Tell us what you've been up to since last we visited.

    BHW, I wouldn't be surprised to see this lost Bumper find his way to your neck of the woods.
     
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  3. bullhaulerswife

    bullhaulerswife Forum Leader/Admin Staff Member Administrator

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    Hey, I'd throw a steak on the grill, if I knew anyone was going to be around my area. We enjoy networking with other people in the industry.
     
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  4. Weeble Kneeble

    Weeble Kneeble Heavy Load Member

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    I like mine with a heartbeat.
     
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  5. Bumpy

    Bumpy Road Train Member

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    So that's what went down last night. Hope my wife don't find out.:biggrin_2556:

     
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  6. Bumpy

    Bumpy Road Train Member

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    Well that 2-quote post didn't work very well..:biggrin_2559:
     
  7. teddy_bear6506

    teddy_bear6506 I'm Vintage

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    It worked perfectly.

    I'm always happier with my drugs. I haven't been able to put me away in that room, yet. Do you get to choose your own color for the walls?
     
  8. Bumpy

    Bumpy Road Train Member

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    But of course. Trick is: Make noise and a LOT of it. They will give ya whatever you want.Within reason of course. There is much to learn watching little kids..And VERY old people. :biggrin_255:
     
  9. Big Don

    Big Don "Old Fart"

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    Cross my palm with cash, and I'll make sure she doesn't find out!:yes2557:
    HEY! No peeking!:biggrin_2554:

    :biggrin_2559:
     
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  10. Bumpy

    Bumpy Road Train Member

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    :biggrin_2556: Wish someone would give me some $$ for not making a palm joke..:biggrin_2556: Meh. I'll call my oldest brother and tell him-he's been Truckn since "76". Poor #######!!
     
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  11. Bumpy

    Bumpy Road Train Member

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    OK...When 4year old Johnnie got sick on Palm Sunday,his parents hired a sitter while they went to church. When they returned Johnnie asked his Mom,What are all the palm leaves you have brought home for Mommie? She said the palm leaves were held over Jesus head.

    Great said the little boy-the one day I don't go to Church...Jesus shows up..










    Disclaimer: In no way was this joke meant to offend anyone. It was posted solely for entertainment purposes and Bumpy Inc. will not be held liable for any distraught readers.
     
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