The "best" coffee!

Okay, here's a funny one from when me and my wife teamed up. I took over driving at 1700 which means I gave it up at about 0400. This night I drove until about 0200 and shut the truck down until my wife got up at 0400 to drive. We had a coffee maker and she reached down as usual, picked up the gallon water jug and started to fill the coffee maker. There was only a little bit in that jug so she used it and then finished filling it up with a fresh jug. She turned on the coffee maker and several minutes into brewing the most awful smell started filling the truck. It was so bad I woke up and I asked her what was happening - is it something coming from the engine? I don't know she said. It was at that moment that I remembered and broke out in hysterical laughter. I forgot that I had used the almost empty water jug as a you know what while I was driving and she had poured it into the coffee maker to make her coffee. I immediately promised to buy a new coffee maker at the earliest opportunity.

 

I know, my wife was a wimp - and she didn't think the whole thing was particulary funny either.