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  1. 04.29.2011 #10301
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    Quote Originally Posted by Injun View Post
    AWRIGHT!!! Who pulled Barcode's string?!?
    The cat says, "Moooooooooo"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Injun View Post
    AWRIGHT!!! Who pulled Barcode's string?!?
    That boy's been on a roll all day
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    That boy's been on a roll all day
    Can ya tell I'm down for a 10 count?
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    Quote Originally Posted by ironpony View Post
    Bridgewater MA. I dunno... I wonder if ASSonet is considered to be a suburb of Boston? At the service plaza at MA24 and I495. Going to Tar Heel NC, and then running back up to Springfield for Monday.
    So I kind of drove past you today, in a roundabout way. I was on 95 though.

    I've been to that Stop and Shop DC though! When I was there, the food truck stopped by so I got some official New England Patriot bratwurst (that's why they tasted funny) and a big container of macaroni and cheese for like $5.

    They're not Johnsonville brats, but they sufficed in a pinch.
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    Quote Originally Posted by teddy_bear6506 View Post
    I start working in KCKS (actually Lenexa) Monday night. Going back to work at the pumpkin terminal. Hopefully it will last more than one night this time

    Good Luck!



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    Chicago O'hare sitting on the ramp awaiting a gate.
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    Quote Originally Posted by lilillill View Post
    You gotta stop that running thing. You'll get all skinny and stuff and then people won't think you're a truck driver. Then they'll call the cops who'll come and arrest you for impersonating a truck driver. Then you'll have to break out from the county jail in Macon, GA where they'll find you running down I-75. Then they'll sic the dogs on you and haul you off to the penitentiary in Atlanta where you'll be assigned a cellmate named Gertrude who has a hairy back and a leather fetish. Eventually the two of you will escape and stow away on a freighter bound for Guatemala where you both will live on a banana plantation happily ever after...

    Better just take those shoes back now while you still can.
    Gertrude, huh? She sounds hotAnd I'm already all skinny and stuff. And people don't believe I'm a truck driver. They don't think I'm old enough.

    Quote Originally Posted by Injun View Post
    AWRIGHT!!! Who pulled Barcode's string?!?
    Reckon I did.....Oops!

    Quote Originally Posted by teddy_bear6506 View Post
    I start working in KCKS (actually Lenexa) Monday night. Going back to work at the pumpkin terminal. Hopefully it will last more than one night this time
    I'll send some of my Essence of Lucky your way. Not sure if it works for others, but it's worth a try!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Les2 View Post
    Think my wife would get concerned if I carried lipstick with me?

    She already knows you ain't right obviously since she married you so she probably won't think anything about it until she finds your high heels and thongs too!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hammer166 View Post
    Chicago O'hare sitting on the ramp awaiting a gate.

    whoa, you got wings and jet engines on that truck?
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    my boss just called and asked if I want to play with more chinese coils on Monday, I don't know how I feel about playing with someone else's coils.

    I mean, are the sanitary? are they safe? what will my family think? what will my wife think? what will my dog think?

    Since they're chinese coils, will they be smaller? of a different color?
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