You aint gonna believe this... Yet Another Ic Choice thread move over DFO!
Discussion in 'Schneider' started by ew2108, Aug 17, 2014.
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tynodine, TennMan, mickimause and 3 others Thank this.
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I drive 60 MPH most of the time but you better believe when I get caught in that cluster**** of 20 other trucks trying to pass eachother at 1MPH and a line of 4 wheelers weaving in between I will get in that hammer lane and put it on the floor until none of them are in my mirrors any more.
What kind of dumb **** comes up with ideas like these. Wait until they see how sharply the rate of accidents rises when every single truck is trying to pass the other truck at 0.25 MPH differences, clogging up the interstates and wrecking 4 wheelers as they impatiently try to swerve between the trucks every chance they get.
Not that I really believe it will ever pass (hopefully I'm not eating my words there), but if it does... my co-op business idea
We get some investors together
We buy every single International 4700, GMC TopKick, and similar trucks that are just under 26k GVW that we can get our hands on
We shoe-horn in 700HP 6NZ CAT C15s (if they could possibly fit, if not, we could probably build some bad*** C13s and fit them in), 18 speed double over and 2.93 rear ends
When someone buys into the co-op they get a giant rubber bumper installed on their ICC bumper
We also have giant rubber bumpers on the front of our pusher trucks
We hire drivers to patrol the interstates and push the members of our co-ops.
Nothing in the law will say anything about the truck can't go over 68 MPH with the help of outside forces, like down a hill (or with one of our trucks pushing whats the difference)
Nothing will be able to stop our under 26k gross trucks going as fast as they legally want
When rickybobby joins the co-op he will be required to say "SLINGSHOT ENGAGED" every time we push him
Our business logo (this is a gif if you are on a smartphone or something that can't display it)
Zero to thread derailed in ONE POST. Sorry but you will see every thread here bleeds into the other ones.
PM me if you want to become an investortynodine, 88 Alpha, mickimause and 2 others Thank this. -
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You are a hilarious guy i swear!!! Lets get working on that rubber i'll stop by home depot and get nails and such.
Thats spider tho looooooooollllll!!!!
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Oh My. These people are crazy
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Did you not read much on here before drinking the orange kool-aid? We're all completely bonkers. All the best people are. (So says Alice in Wonderland, anyway)
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