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AfterShock · **^ Top** #61 09.16.2008

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Originally Posted by Highballin

Well if Janet get old and faded just get one with Hillary and her daughter that might even scare Janet Reno.

HeY NoW!

I'm afraid that'd scare ME!
I'd be AfterShocked every time I checked my right mirror.
Lookin' for Bill.

Schazam!
Even the thought befuddles me.

shandera · **^ Top** #62 09.16.2008

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Originally Posted by AfterShock

OH!
That's ever present.
And my first line of offensive defense.
It takes a lot of determination just to get past that smell,
believe me.
Only the strong survive.
And come to wish they hadn't.

YeS!
YeS I yam
A baaadd man -------> *see illustration above ............................

Especially when y'all consider I save the best
for last ------
Which would be my full color, life-sized cardboard statue of
Janet Reno.

I used to keep her up front, seated in the jump seat.
But she's gittin' older now, so I keep her back in the
bunk area now-a-daze.
Now, we mostly just talk about the good ol' daze,
while waitin' for intruders to attempt to do their thang.

And playin' solitaire 'till dawn
with a deck of 51 ---
but we always roll the windows down before lighting up a
Camel (Wide), cigarette.
I reckon, when the windows are rolled up real tight, technically, we'd be considered a Haz-Mat load.
DANGEROUS
or
POISON
placards?
Hmmmmmmmmmmmm
I forget now.
Best I look it up in the green book.

Bottom

line, ..............................
I pity the fool who opens MY Big truck truck doors.
It could ruin 'em for life.

And make my day, or night.

......and I still DON'T buy it...............

MGASSEL · **^ Top** #63 09.17.2008

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Originally Posted by AfterShock

HeY NoW!

I'm afraid that'd scare ME!
I'd be AfterShocked every time I checked my right mirror.
Lookin' for Bill.

Schazam!
Even the thought befuddles me.

the only way you would have to worry about bill is if Monica was riding shotgun with you

Highballin · **^ Top** #64 09.18.2008

Quote:

Originally Posted by AfterShock

HeY NoW!

I'm afraid that'd scare ME!
I'd be AfterShocked every time I checked my right mirror.
Lookin' for Bill.

Schazam!
Even the thought befuddles me.

MGASSEL beat me to it.About Bill

AfterShock · **^ Top** #65 09.18.2008

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Originally Posted by MGASSEL

the only way you would have to worry about bill is if Monica was riding shotgun with you

If Jenny Craig releases Monica as fit, and she can climb up into
the Big truck under her own power, I'll give her a ride.
I hear she's into fine cigars,......... or,..... is it, fine cigars are
into her.
I forget.
Perhaps a trip around the world would refresh my aging memory.
Ya reckon.

MGASSEL · **^ Top** #66 09.18.2008

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Originally Posted by AfterShock

If Jenny Craig releases Monica as fit, and she can climb up into
the Big truck under her own power, I'll give her a ride.
I hear she's into fine cigars,......... or,..... is it, fine cigars are
into her.
I forget.
Perhaps a trip around the world would refresh my aging memory.
Ya reckon.

Maybe a little of both on the cigars.

1badz28 · **^ Top** #67 3 Weeks Ago

i wonder how many times the chromeshop mafia got the **** kicked out of them when peeking in the window of some truck that just needed to be junked ?

G-STRING · **^ Top** #68 3 Weeks Ago

Used to work for a produce warehouse in toronto, I would knock at drivers door if they didn't wake up, leave them, never bothered to check if the door was, let them sleep, when they wake up and miss there appontment, let them deal with it.
Would never open a door of a truck, never know who it might be, or what they are doing. Wouldn't want to get caught with my pants down.

Chain Drive · **^ Top** #69 3 Weeks Ago

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Originally Posted by G-STRING

Used to work for a produce warehouse in toronto, I would knock at drivers door if they didn't wake up, leave them, never bothered to check if the door was, let them sleep, when they wake up and miss there appontment, let them deal with it.
Would never open a door of a truck, never know who it might be, or what they are doing. Wouldn't want to get caught with my pants down.

thats what I always liked almost always rolled in through the night found 99% of customers were great I also usually called for directions and let them know to just bang on the bunk when they were ready for me

AfterShock · **^ Top** #70 3 Weeks Ago

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Originally Posted by Chain Drive

thats what I always liked almost always rolled in through the night found 99% of customers were great I also usually called for directions and let them know to just bang on the bunk when they were ready for me

How 'bout those heavy-handed "bangs" on the sleeper?

Good gawd!

Who could sleep through THAT?
And if they CAN, maybe they oughta.

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