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March 3, 2008 – 9:00 am by fightlinker UFC fighter Luke Cummo has been suspended three months for failing a random drug test administered by the Ohio Athletic Commission. The test, conducted after his loss against Luigi Fioravanti at Saturday’s UFC 82 event, showed that Cummo had extremely elevated caffeine levels beyond anything the commission had ever seen before.
“Normally we don’t pay that much attention to the level of caffeine in a fighter’s blood,” said OAC commissioner Warren Petty. “But Luke Cummo’s readings were off the chart. At first we thought there must be a mistake with the test, but follow ups showed that our original findings were accurate. This guy must have been tripping balls in the Octagon.”
Athletic Commission standards allow a fighter to have up to 800mg of caffeine in their system. Luke Cummo is said to have over 23,000mg in his system during the post fight test. In his defense, Luke Cummo released the following statement explaining the test results:

Before the fight I pumped three litres of coffee up my rectum as part of an enema to break up persistent gallstones. Never did I imagine that a procedure I perform on myself regularly would result in my suspension. While I am disappointed at the narrow mindedness of the OAC and it’s inability to recognize the benefits of drinking urine and performing coffee enemas, I accept their ruling.

Cummo’s agent Ken Pavia was angered to hear the news of his client’s suspension. “It’s terrible, just terrible. No one takes better care of themselves than Luke Cummo. He eats nothing but mud and sticks, for God’s sake. For the OAC to suspend him because he likes to put stuff up his ### is absurd. If they’re going to suspend every fighter who does that, there won’t be anyone left to compete.”



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Jesus H !!!!!!

1 cup has 60mg of caffeine. I surprised this guy didn't have a heart attack. He had the equivalent of 383 cups in his system.

Musta been 3 liters of concentrated instant.

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you think truckers do the same thing once in a while?

Yeah, but re-read the article and see which end he put the coffee in!

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Drinking piss and coffee enemas. Gross. Only serves to further cement my dislike of mixed martial arts.

Coffee can have close to 200 mg per cup if it's drip coffee. It really depends on how it's prepared and how strong it is. Pop has about 35 mg of caffeeine per can in it.

Truckstop coffee only has three molecules of coffee in every cup.

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Wonder how he likes his urine............where did he get the idea in other words






Check out the picture of the guy standing behind him that says it all........

The fighter himself, looking at his expression, seems to be trying hard to hold down that coffee

Yuck...

I hope Starbucks doesn't start getting any ideas.

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yeh Hopefully they don't allow dogs near the wheat grass