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 Aging Womens Prayer THIS IS TOO CUTE - Love the Footnote! Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray the Lord, My shape to keep. Please no wrinkles. Please no bags. And please lift my butt before it sags. Please no age spots. Please no gray. And as for my belly, Please take it away. Please keep me healthy. Please keep me young, And thank you Dear Lord, For all that you've done. Five tips for a woman.... 1. It is important that a man helps you around the house and has a job. 2. It is important that a man makes you laugh. 3. It is important to find a man you can co unt on and doesn't lie to you. 4. It is important that a man loves you and spoils you. 5. It is important that these four men don't know each other. Foot Note: One saggy #### said to the other saggy ####: "If we don't get some support soon, people will think we're nuts."
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| Re: Aging Womens Prayer Donna -- tooo funny! Luvmyhubby -- hope you weren't drinking coffee again when you read this one! LOL! |
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| Re: Aging Womens Prayer I love it! Believe me sisters, I know all about the ##### going south. I told Paddy that if my nipples ever point at the floor I'm getting work done! I can keep my weight under control, stretch marks and sagging ##### I can't. I remember what I looked like before I had kids. I was 5"4" (still am, haven't grown or shrunk) weighed 140lbs, and had 38DD's that stayed where they were when I took my bra off. Now they like to droop, like they're on a coffee break or something. Somehow I manage to keep my weight around 145-150ish. Probably all the walking I do, I go to Pike Place for shopping all the time. Then take the kids around downtown. |
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| Re: Aging Womens Prayer I read that to my wife,we raeally liked it,very funny,not about the 4 guys though. |
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| Re: Aging Womens Prayer Quote:
I wonder if Extreme Makeover could support this issue?  |
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11.01.2008
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| LOL to funny..........but oh so true ..... after 35 its all down hill fast.. :O( wait till you get to my age ......... ewwwwwww its hard on the eyes even for me LOL :O( |
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| just when I finish saying all my affirmations to feel good about myself.....i read this..........  |
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| I just love the four guys lines at the bottom, made me LOL. So true too. It is almost impossible to get a man who does ALL those things, but I'm sure the guys could make a list as well that we women could never live up to.
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| AAARRRGGHHH!!!! MAH EYES MAH EYES!! WARNING WARNING WILL ROBINSON DON'T WATCH THAT VIDEO!!!  |
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