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"WOMAN'S PERFECT BREAKFAST


She's sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee.

Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box.

Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week.

Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl.

And her husband is on the back of the milk carton.



WOMEN'S REVENGE


"Cash, check or charge?" I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase. As she fumbled for her wallet, I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse.
"So, do you always carry your TV remote?" I asked.

"No," she replied, "but my husband refused to come shopping with me,

and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally."

UNDERSTANDING WOMEN (A MAN'S PERSPECTIVE)

I know I'm not going to understand women.

I'll never understand how you can take boiling hot wax, pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the hair out by the root, and still be afraid of a spider?

MARRIAGE SEMINAR

While attending a Marriage Seminar dealing with communication,

Tom and his wife Grace listened to the instructor,
"It is essential that husbands and wives know each other's likes and dislikes."
He addressed the man,
"Can you name your wife's favorite flower?"

Tom leaned over, touched his wife's arm gently and whispered,
"It's Pillsbury, isn't it?

CIGARETTES AND TAMPONS

A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up & down the aisles.
The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him.
He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife.

She directs him down the correct aisle.

A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball of string on the counter.

She says, confused, "Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons for your wife?

He answers, "You see, it's like this, yesterday, I sent my wife to the store to get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came back with a tin of tobacco and some rolling papers; cause it's sooo-ooo--oo-ooo much cheaper.

So, I figure if I have to roll my own .......... so does she.

(I figure this guy is the one on the milk carton!)"

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KC

Now that's funny! I don't know which one I like the Most. Ok,it's gotta be..."CIGARETTES AND TAMPONS".That's classic!Not that I would ever consider such a suicidal notion.My wife will tell you after many years of marriage, that "I'm not real brite,But I am well trained"! Keep em comin Kickin chicken.

Thanks Crusty.

My favorite is, when the husband guesses his wifes favorite flower - Pillsbury!

OMG too funny.

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KC

That is classic......

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Yea,That's a good one too! I'm not even sure I could answer that one right if I were asked by someone.Never really paid alot of attention to which brand or type of flour my wife uses,But I do know that what ever she puts it on or in always taste reeeeaaaallll.... good! Like I said,"There all good, and I'm bouncing back and forth on which one I like the best.

Hmmm.....Ummm.....Crusty, it is garden flowers that he was suppose to name, as her favorite, like: Daffodil, Rose, Daisy, Tulip.....

He did the same as you and named baking flour's. OMG too funny.

Now it is twice as funny... Ha! LOL!!!

YOU SO CRAZY !!!

Love it!

Thanks Crusty!!!

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KC

Ok,Now that you think I'm a total airhead.I got the joke.But,now that I think about it,I couldn't name her favorite FLOWER either.I suppose as with most women,It would be a rose.Or more precisely,A dozen of them! Hey,it works here too....................