|
| |||||||
| Truckers' Trucking Forum/Message Board - The Premiere Truck Driver Forum | |||||
| |
| The Pet Stop The Animal Zone..Come on in and post about your pets and Animals in general. Share photos of your pets and wildlife. Discuss health and Vet care. Post interesting news articles on pets and wildlife. Truckers Pets MySpace |
 |
| | Thread Tools | Rate Thread | Display Modes |
03.03.2009
| ||||
| ||||
| Things Dogs Need to Remember Things Dogs Need to Remember The garbage collector is NOT stealing our stuff even though I haven't had a chance to rip the bag to shreds to see what was in it. I do not need to suddenly stand straight up when I'm lying under the coffee table. I will not roll my toys behind the fridge. I must shake the rainwater out of my fur BEFORE entering the house. I will not eat the cats' food, before or after they eat it. I will stop trying to find the few remaining pieces of clean carpet in the house when I am about to throw up or have an accident. I will not throw up in the car. I will not roll on dead seagulls, fish, crabs, etc. I will not lick my human's face after eating animal dung. Kitty box crunchies are not food! I will not eat any more socks and then redeposit them in the backyard or house depending on which end processes it first. The diaper pail is not a cookie jar. I will not play tug-of-war with Dad's underwear when he's on the toilet. I will not chew my human's toothbrush and not tell them. I will not chew crayons or pens, especially not the red ones, or my people will think I am hemorrhaging. I will not take whatever I please and hide it under the bed so my people can have a scavenger hunt looking for it. When in the car, I will not insist on having the window rolled down when it's raining outside. We do not have a doorbell. I will not bark each time I hear one on TV. I will not steal my Mom's underwear and dance all over the back yard with it. The sofa is not a face towel. Neither are Mom and Dad's laps. My head does not belong in the refrigerator. I will not bite the officer's hand when he reaches in for Mom's driver's license and car registration. I will not stand around Mom when she is cooking or when she is carrying her coffee, so she won't trip over me. I will not beg for food at the supper table, and especially not eat someone's food if they leave it for just a moment. I will not tear up the patio furniture, or put holes in the screen so I may jump in and lounge, just because I don't want to stay outside for more than 2 minutes. I will not chase the cat, and knock over breakable things in the process. I will allow Mom and Dad some room and covers when we go to bed. I promise I'll try...    |
| The Following 4 Users Say Thank You to GAPrincess For This Useful Post: | ||
| Remove This Ad By Registering. Join Our Truck Forum and Trucking Community For Free. Sponsored Links: |
| |
|
| Tags |
| pet news |
| Truckers' Trucking Forum/Message Board | |||||
| |
| Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests) | |
| Thread Tools | |
| Display Modes | Rate This Thread |
| |
Similar Threads | ||||
| Thread | Thread Starter | Trucker Forum | Replies | Last Post |
| Good Things To Remember | Baack | The World Is A Joke | 3 | 02.26.2009 03.59 AM |
| Brushing your dogs teeth | Cybergal | The Pet Stop | 5 | 02.20.2009 09.16 AM |
| Can Dogs Predict Earthquakes? | Cybergal | The Pet Stop | 1 | 10.07.2008 05.49 PM |
| Welcoming dogs to church service | Baack | The Pet Stop | 0 | 10.07.2008 04.01 AM |
| Pulls Dogs from Prison Program | Cybergal | The Pet Stop | 0 | 09.12.2008 08.02 AM |
Trucker Forum Disclaimer: All content, information and opinions (collectively, the "Material") presented on Our Trucker Forum Discussion Board at TheTruckersReport.com are those of the authors of posts and messages (collectively, the "participants") and not The Truckers Report. The Truckers Report does not guarantee the reliability, completeness, accuracy, timeliness or up-to-date-ness of the material presented on the Truck Driver Forum. The material is published "as is," and does not represent the official views and opinions of The Truckers Report or any company. Any reliance upon the Material presented on these forums shall be at User's own risk. The Truckers Report does not review the substance of the content posted by users on these forums and is therefore not responsible for any of such content. The Truckers Forum merely provides a space for its users to express and exchange their own opinions. Privacy Statement.
Linear Mode
