Careful What You Say in The Restroom... - Truckers' Trucking Forum | Message Board

2xR · **^ Top** #1 02.11.2007

As you know, we spend a lot of time on the road. Thus, we must use public facilities when a restroom is required. Sometimes this can be a little dicey, especially when you let your guard down.

Imagine this happening to you.....

I had just got comfy, getting set to let it rip when I heard a voice from the next stall saying:

"Hello there, how are you?"

Now, I'm not the type to start a conversation on the commode but, I answered, somewhat embarrassed, "Doin just fine!"

And the other person says: "So, what are you up to?"

What kind of question is that? At that point, nothing is happening for me and I'm thinking this is too bizarre so I say: "Huh, like you, just traveling through!"

At this point, I am just trying to suck it back up and, get the heck out of there as fast as I can when I hear another question. "Can I come over?"

OK, this question just blew me away but, I figured I could just be polite and end the conversation. So, I say "No...I am kind of busy right now!!!"

Then I hear the person say...."Listen, I'll have to call you back. There's an idiot in the other stall who keeps answering all my questions!!!"

There should be a law forbidding even speaking in a public restroom!!

(retold without permission)

elharrison · **^ Top** #2 02.11.2007

oh man

that is funny

panhandleswife · **^ Top** #3 02.11.2007

i cant stop i would of just died hehehehehehe

panhandlepat · **^ Top** #4 02.11.2007

i love it kinda like the Keystone beer commercial!!!!

thedragon · **^ Top** #5 02.11.2007

#### That does happen alot and thats the sad thing. Lucky for me I'm not that stupid.

MedicineMan · **^ Top** #6 02.12.2007

I HATE bathroom talkers!!! I think it's even worse at the urinal. I mean when I'm standing there with my hand on you know what is not the time I want to talk to you, sorry.
And the ophone thing is just nasty. try to drop the biggest, loudest bomb you can when they are talking!!

hbkirishwarrior · **^ Top** #7 02.12.2007

####. I hate bathroom talker too. If i was talking to the other line and if i ever hear any body excremete being release, i would hang up in disgusted. no need to hear any farts, urine sounds, and water splashing. Common courstey please!!

wallbanger · **^ Top** #8 02.19.2007

Quote:

Originally Posted by MedicineMan

try to drop the biggest, loudest bomb you can when they are talking!!

I feel exactly the same way, so I do exactly that, even if I have to fake the sound!
One time, someone was using a cell at the urinal, and someone in a stall had a bad case of,let's say, sprayer-butt! (you know, revenge of White Castle). Boy, you could have heard a pin drop after that blast!

PackRatTDI · **^ Top** #9 02.20.2007

Quote:

Originally Posted by MedicineMan

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And the ophone thing is just nasty. try to drop the biggest, loudest bomb you can when they are talking!!

And yell while you are doing it "AAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! OH my GOD! I just gave birth to the anti-christ!"

WiseOne · **^ Top** #10 02.20.2007

LOL, ROTF, man that almost made me spit my beer out (until I remembered how expensive it was). HAHAHA. Embarrassing.

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