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Old 05.08.2008
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While my IQ narrowly disqualifies me from being a member of MENSA, I'll bet that even Albert Einstein himself would have preferred putting his Johnson in a milk jug to peeing his pants.
Mighta worked for Al, but ain't that a tight fit?
I'm thinkin' a big mayonnaise jar.
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When I pick up trash in the parking lot ,I Dont like see yellow milk jugs
sitting there,when the dumpster is 20 ft. away.
That PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP's me off.
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When I pick up trash in the parking lot ,I Dont like see yellow milk jugs
sitting there,when the dumpster is 20 ft. away.
That PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP's me off.
Better to be "off" than ON.
Ya reckon.
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Yep......................

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Better to be "off" than ON.
Ya reckon.
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aristotle, holy crap....you have a picture of my trainer, ol' Jiggletooth on your posts! (Not the Nick Nolte mugshot, the other one)
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Mighta worked for Al, but ain't that a tight fit?
I'm thinkin' a big mayonnaise jar.
Well, a healthy imagination can be the sign of a high IQ.

In 1894, Alfred Binet conducted one of the first psychological studies into master-level chess. Binet found that a creative imagination was not only required for master chess, but concluded that it is a necessary component to genius.

The creative imagination shown by you here leads me to think that there may be hope for you Shock!
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Well, a healthy imagination can be the sign of a high IQ.

In 1894, Alfred Binet conducted one of the first psychological studies into master-level chess. Binet found that a creative imagination was not only required for master chess, but concluded that it is a necessary component to genius.

The creative imagination shown by you here leads me to think that there may be hope for you Shock!
Hmmmmmmmm
Imagine that.

I was beginin' to wonder, 'cause just about every time I go into a store or restaurant,
SOMEbody always seems to ask me, Can I help you?

I tell 'em "no, I'm beyond help".
You see, many have tried and all have failed.
But I thank them for their concern, anyway.

I reckon if all those folks are noticin', it must be gettin' pretty obvious.

I've heard that the difference betwixt intelligence and stupidity is,
intelligence has it's limitations.
And in the words of a very wise man, Clint Eastwood, A man's got to know his limitations.
So, ........ I feel lucky.
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aristotle, holy crap....you have a picture of my trainer, ol' Jiggletooth on your posts! (Not the Nick Nolte mugshot, the other one)
Well, this is a photo of Nick Vito's mugshot off of the TMZ website. However, I am unaware as to his previous employment before his arrest, so it is entirely possible that he is "Ol' Jiggletooth", your former trainer.
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Would y'all buy a used Big truck from THAT guy?

I notice he's wearin' orange.
Hmmmmmmmm
Schneider driver?
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I tell 'em "no, I'm beyond help".
You see, many have tried and all have failed.
But I thank them for their concern, anyway.

I'm a whirl deep in dark waters,
A stare in the shades of fir-trees
I'm riding above with north wind,
Herding the black clouds of rain


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And in the words of a very wise man, Clint Eastwood, A man's got to know his limitations.


"I don't train girls."
- Clint Eastwood, Million Dollar Baby
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